FAIL FRIDAY: Skiing Indoors In The Summer

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Tailgating the local high school football game to get ready for college season. TFM.

Everybody does this, right?

Always winning at frock, paper, scissors. TFM.

Nothing beats frock.

Getting a bid solely based on the huge dip you have in your mouth. TFM.

Sounds like you joined a really special chapter.

Going up to the fattest unsuspecting girl at the party and flipping her over and yelling, “COW TIPPING!” TFM.

Well that’s not very nice.

Rushing Kappa Sigma at Northeastern State is the way to go! Best Fraternity in the World!

Didn’t even try to disguise it as a TFM. Something tells me it’s not the best fraternity in the world.

Keep Calm and Rush Kappa Sigma!

Damn it, man. Go away.

Getting a tattoo of your fraternity’s letters on your dick so that you literally have a frock. TFM.

That’s dedication.

Touching your slams anus with your anus. TFM.

Going ass-to-ass with your girl is frat.

Accountant slam measured my frock. It took her a couple days to crunch all the numbers. TFM.

You’re sick in the head.

Having sex with the campus crack whore just to score some prime rush tits. TFM.

Every campus has a crack whore.

You gotta stop with this shit.
You gotta stop with this shit.
What a clown.
What a clown.
Mr. Gold Watch called you a chode.
Mr. Gold Watch called you a chode.
Unsettling.
Unsettling.
#selfie #bffl #Hawaiian #frat
#selfie #bffl #Hawaiian #frat
Really giving off that "classically cool and confident" vibe.
Really giving off that “classically cool and confident” vibe.
Bid.
Bid.
Even the infant is disgusted by all of you.
Even the infant is disgusted by all of you.
We all know the "Gamma Delta Iota" joke, but letters on your car?
We all know the “Gamma Delta Iota” joke, but letters on your car?
Well thats no good.
Well that’s no good.
Slopsters just sloppin' around.
Slopsters just sloppin’ around.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Sometimes you just gotta get in the shower after pissing yourself.
Sometimes you just gotta get in the shower after pissing yourself.
That toilet is about to fuck him hard.
That toilet is about to fuck him hard.
What's with the huge-testicled squirrel in the background?
What’s with the huge-testicled squirrel in the background?
Peter Pan pledge will tinker your bells.
Peter Pan pledge will tinker your bells.
Sisterhood. TSM.
Sisterhood. TSM.
Room is looking great, guy. Really coming together.
Room is looking great, guy. Really coming together.
Just a pit stop.
Just a pit stop.
Odds are I would not enjoy hanging out with you gentlemen.
Odds are I would not enjoy hanging out with you gentlemen.

Frat Ski Fail

Sigma Phi Epsilon Extreme Grape Catching

Drunk Backflip

Chaser

  1. liftingweightsrapingdates

    I look forward to this every week but, I have to admit I’m scared to go alumni with the amount of goobers increasing each year…

    10 years ago at 12:05 pm
  2. Teddy Fucking Roosevelt

    So…we’re going to talk about the huge testicled squirrel but not the person taking the picture…of him being blown? Intern, sonny boy, you fucking disgust me.

    10 years ago at 12:06 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      When can we see a fight to the death between them?
      Honestly I don’t care who wins, as long as one of them disappears…

      10 years ago at 4:38 pm
  3. Capitalist_Gentleman

    Just curious if that kid from Indiana who wrote about “I hate being a GDI” received a bid?

    10 years ago at 12:40 pm
  4. SDYotes

    Ginger kid in the Hawaiian selfie looks like he’s related to Beavis and Butthead

    10 years ago at 1:14 pm