FAIL FRIDAY: Skiing Indoors In The Summer

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Tailgating the local high school football game to get ready for college season. TFM.

Everybody does this, right?

Always winning at frock, paper, scissors. TFM.

Nothing beats frock.

Getting a bid solely based on the huge dip you have in your mouth. TFM.

Sounds like you joined a really special chapter.

Going up to the fattest unsuspecting girl at the party and flipping her over and yelling, “COW TIPPING!” TFM.

Well that’s not very nice.

Rushing Kappa Sigma at Northeastern State is the way to go! Best Fraternity in the World!

Didn’t even try to disguise it as a TFM. Something tells me it’s not the best fraternity in the world.

Keep Calm and Rush Kappa Sigma!

Damn it, man. Go away.

Getting a tattoo of your fraternity’s letters on your dick so that you literally have a frock. TFM.

That’s dedication.

Touching your slams anus with your anus. TFM.

Going ass-to-ass with your girl is frat.

Accountant slam measured my frock. It took her a couple days to crunch all the numbers. TFM.

You’re sick in the head.

Having sex with the campus crack whore just to score some prime rush tits. TFM.

Every campus has a crack whore.

You gotta stop with this shit.
You gotta stop with this shit.
What a clown.
What a clown.
Mr. Gold Watch called you a chode.
Mr. Gold Watch called you a chode.
Unsettling.
Unsettling.
#selfie #bffl #Hawaiian #frat
#selfie #bffl #Hawaiian #frat
Really giving off that "classically cool and confident" vibe.
Really giving off that “classically cool and confident” vibe.
Bid.
Bid.
Even the infant is disgusted by all of you.
Even the infant is disgusted by all of you.
We all know the "Gamma Delta Iota" joke, but letters on your car?
We all know the “Gamma Delta Iota” joke, but letters on your car?
Well thats no good.
Well that’s no good.
Slopsters just sloppin' around.
Slopsters just sloppin’ around.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Sometimes you just gotta get in the shower after pissing yourself.
Sometimes you just gotta get in the shower after pissing yourself.
That toilet is about to fuck him hard.
That toilet is about to fuck him hard.
What's with the huge-testicled squirrel in the background?
What’s with the huge-testicled squirrel in the background?
Peter Pan pledge will tinker your bells.
Peter Pan pledge will tinker your bells.
Sisterhood. TSM.
Sisterhood. TSM.
Room is looking great, guy. Really coming together.
Room is looking great, guy. Really coming together.
Just a pit stop.
Just a pit stop.
Odds are I would not enjoy hanging out with you gentlemen.
Odds are I would not enjoy hanging out with you gentlemen.

Frat Ski Fail

Sigma Phi Epsilon Extreme Grape Catching

Drunk Backflip

Chaser

  1. Capitalist_Gentleman

    About what ‘liftingweightsandrapingdates’ said-I thinks it’s called Heisenberg’s Theory. The act of measurement alters the measured. TFM is literally altering the way 17-25 year olds act and dress, simply by observing them.

    10 years ago at 1:52 pm
    1. DarkoM

      TFM gives the template to the fraudulent. 90% of freshmen wearing Sperrys. Douches retired their cargos. Try-hards going nuts on vineyardvines.com, even though they’ve never seen a store in real life. It’s a God damned epidemic. That said, a veteran eye recognizes new Sperrys, chubbies and a Polo/J.Crew t shirt or button down in an odd color clearly from the outlets is a sure sign of an actor.

      10 years ago at 7:04 pm
  2. JayFratsby2038

    After watching the Chaser, I went unconscious. My mom found me in my masturbation dungeon lurched over in the corner, mumbling expletives and incoherent words to myself, and eating my own shit. I’ll never be the same again.

    10 years ago at 3:21 pm
  3. Lt_Danal

    I commend the young lad for still donning a Hawaiian button down when quite clearly it is his #bffl who will be on the spelunking end of their butt stuff equation

    10 years ago at 4:13 pm
  4. inhocFaF

    Judging by the headline, I was thinking of another kind of skiing, one that is much less risky when done indoors.

    10 years ago at 5:29 pm
  5. Dogbench

    Good to see the Sigma Nu’s at CU Boulder staying busy by stealing shopping carts and puking in their chapter room.

    10 years ago at 5:38 pm