FAIL FRIDAY: Slap Some Sack
12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going to class once a week simply to affirm you are the best dressed and most frat. TFM.
-Michigan

“What’s up, nerds? Just stopped by to make sure I’m still the coolest motherfucker in this class, annnnnd we’re good. Later, losers.”

Told my professor his jokes need Obamacare because they are broke. TFM.
-Texas

Good thing he has you to keep him in check.

The look of terror on the faces of the local visiting church group as they step into my hospital room and see piles of shotgunned Nattys and used condoms. TFM.
-Texas

He can shotgun faster than any of the other terminal patients.

All I do it frat frat frat no matter what! Got Natty in my cup and I still don’t give a fuck! Whenever slams walk up in the frastle (frat castle), all their BAC’s go up! It’s a “TFM” lol.
-New York

You would have to change literally everything about yourself for me to like you.

Having your bro slap your nutsack in an upwards motion right before your set to get furious at the weights and see massive gains. TFM! #whatarebrothersfor #sackslapping
-Florida

If you want massive gains, you better slap some sack.

Starting to get SOOO pissed when people stare at my frat meat at the urinals. TFM.
-Tennessee

Eyes off his frock, you animals.

Hitting a game winning RBI in a sororities philanthropy wiffle ball tourny #FratStar
-Iowa

What do you want? A fucking trophy?

Feeling like a Neanderthal when the battery dies on your electric toothbrush. TFM.
-Wisconsin

Sounds like something a French guy would say.

When a girl dressed as a ghost is like “This isn’t a Halloween party, dumbass. This is a Klan rally. WHITE POWER!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM
-Pennsylvania

Wow. Shit got real.

Going home for Thanksgiving break, shaving the family dog and making your little brother glue the hair to his nutsack so he looks like a grown man. TFM.
-Alabama

Now that’s a power move.

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Do less, kid.

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Sexy will never be the same.

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Faces of rage.

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Lady and the tramp.

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Male rush boobs.

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#FailFriday

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Massive male rush boobs.

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Ain’t no love like bro love.

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Somebody get this kid a towel.

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  2. Bacons Stalker

    Rob, haze the intern for being so late for me before you come home. #PleaseCallMe

    12 years ago at 1:53 pm
  3. Dick Whitehead

    If I ever have to wait until two in the damn afternoon for a fail friday again i’m going to rip off my dick and beat you to death with it intern. Then i’m going to take your dick and surgically attach it to mine, reattach this megadick to my body and violate your mother with it.

    12 years ago at 1:53 pm
  5. Wayne Fratzky 1834

    God fucking dammit intern you useless piece of shit. I waited all day to take a shit but couldn’t hold it anymore and shit about 5 minutes ago. And you post it now. I’m going to castrate all of your sons so they can’t have any children and your family name will die.

    12 years ago at 1:54 pm
  7. CodenameDuchess

    I’ll be sending you a package intern that is full of coarse sand. Remove the sand from its packaging and proceed to rub it directly into your eyes.

    12 years ago at 1:59 pm
  8. SergeantHartman

    Great to see the PA Guy back on top. Also, fuck you intern, it’s damn near 3 pm here. How the worst, most defective sperm cell in your dad’s balls beat all of the other normal ones to your mom’s egg in that Arby’s restroom does and will always continue to fascinate me.

    12 years ago at 2:01 pm
    3. SunsOut_GunsOut

      So, in actual fact, these fastest swimmers that reached the outside of the egg first, die off from the fatigue of swimming so fast and the effort of breaking down these walls, allowing the relatively slower swimmers (us) to have a smoother journey to reach the inside of an egg (the plasma membrane) first, and consequently, fertilizing it.

      The conclusion is, we were not the fastest swimmers, we were the smartest swimmers. We conserved our energies by taking a slower swim and then use our remaining energies for breaking down the last little barrier left to reach the inside of an egg first and fertilizing it, just like the old saying: “Slow and steady wins the race!” =]

      12 years ago at 5:14 pm
    6. OMFratRebel

      ^^^Or we were just super sperm that got there first and tore that shit to pieces.

      12 years ago at 3:36 pm
    5. OneRowdyGentlemen

      I think we may be getting too big… When I had to go to “Leadership School” for our province, 1 of the 5 chapters had guys I’d associate myself with.

      12 years ago at 4:08 pm