FAIL FRIDAY: Slap Some Sack

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An Elmo paddle? That’s totally normal.

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YAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF.

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#selfie

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Watch out for these bad mother effers.

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Well that’s interesting.

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Takes balls to spew your guts out next to a cop car.

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“Will you marry me, bro?”.

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Shotgunning naked in the hotel hallway. TFM.

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Take a look at this fuckin’ guy.

Enrique Iglesias In A Pizza Shop:

Smallest Fraternity Ever:

Chaser of milk to wash down the failure:

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  1. Bacons Stalker

    Rob, haze the intern for being so late for me before you come home. #PleaseCallMe

    12 years ago at 1:53 pm
  2. Dick Whitehead

    If I ever have to wait until two in the damn afternoon for a fail friday again i’m going to rip off my dick and beat you to death with it intern. Then i’m going to take your dick and surgically attach it to mine, reattach this megadick to my body and violate your mother with it.

    12 years ago at 1:53 pm
  3. Wayne Fratzky 1834

    God fucking dammit intern you useless piece of shit. I waited all day to take a shit but couldn’t hold it anymore and shit about 5 minutes ago. And you post it now. I’m going to castrate all of your sons so they can’t have any children and your family name will die.

    12 years ago at 1:54 pm
  4. CodenameDuchess

    I’ll be sending you a package intern that is full of coarse sand. Remove the sand from its packaging and proceed to rub it directly into your eyes.

    12 years ago at 1:59 pm
  5. SergeantHartman

    Great to see the PA Guy back on top. Also, fuck you intern, it’s damn near 3 pm here. How the worst, most defective sperm cell in your dad’s balls beat all of the other normal ones to your mom’s egg in that Arby’s restroom does and will always continue to fascinate me.

    12 years ago at 2:01 pm
    1. SunsOut_GunsOut

      So, in actual fact, these fastest swimmers that reached the outside of the egg first, die off from the fatigue of swimming so fast and the effort of breaking down these walls, allowing the relatively slower swimmers (us) to have a smoother journey to reach the inside of an egg (the plasma membrane) first, and consequently, fertilizing it.

      The conclusion is, we were not the fastest swimmers, we were the smartest swimmers. We conserved our energies by taking a slower swim and then use our remaining energies for breaking down the last little barrier left to reach the inside of an egg first and fertilizing it, just like the old saying: “Slow and steady wins the race!” =]

      12 years ago at 5:14 pm
    2. OMFratRebel

      ^^^Or we were just super sperm that got there first and tore that shit to pieces.

      12 years ago at 3:36 pm
    1. OneRowdyGentlemen

      I think we may be getting too bigâ€Ĥ When I had to go to “Leadership School” for our province, 1 of the 5 chapters had guys I’d associate myself with.

      12 years ago at 4:08 pm