FAIL FRIDAY: Slap Some Sack
An Elmo paddle? That’s totally normal.
Watch out for these bad mother effers.
Takes balls to spew your guts out next to a cop car.
Shotgunning naked in the hotel hallway. TFM.
Take a look at this fuckin’ guy.
Enrique Iglesias In A Pizza Shop:
Smallest Fraternity Ever:
Chaser of milk to wash down the failure:
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Rob, haze the intern for being so late for me before you come home. #PleaseCallMe
12 years ago at 1:53 pmIf I ever have to wait until two in the damn afternoon for a fail friday again i’m going to rip off my dick and beat you to death with it intern. Then i’m going to take your dick and surgically attach it to mine, reattach this megadick to my body and violate your mother with it.
12 years ago at 1:53 pm’bout goddamn time
12 years ago at 1:53 pmGod fucking dammit intern you useless piece of shit. I waited all day to take a shit but couldn’t hold it anymore and shit about 5 minutes ago. And you post it now. I’m going to castrate all of your sons so they can’t have any children and your family name will die.
12 years ago at 1:54 pm“Woof”?
12 years ago at 1:56 pmI’ll be sending you a package intern that is full of coarse sand. Remove the sand from its packaging and proceed to rub it directly into your eyes.
12 years ago at 1:59 pmGreat to see the PA Guy back on top. Also, fuck you intern, it’s damn near 3 pm here. How the worst, most defective sperm cell in your dad’s balls beat all of the other normal ones to your mom’s egg in that Arby’s restroom does and will always continue to fascinate me.
12 years ago at 2:01 pmAdd this one to the next “TFM Mean Comments” video
12 years ago at 2:50 pm^^Wow that was actually a good mean comment. Breath of fresh air
12 years ago at 3:02 pmSo, in actual fact, these fastest swimmers that reached the outside of the egg first, die off from the fatigue of swimming so fast and the effort of breaking down these walls, allowing the relatively slower swimmers (us) to have a smoother journey to reach the inside of an egg (the plasma membrane) first, and consequently, fertilizing it.
The conclusion is, we were not the fastest swimmers, we were the smartest swimmers. We conserved our energies by taking a slower swim and then use our remaining energies for breaking down the last little barrier left to reach the inside of an egg first and fertilizing it, just like the old saying: “Slow and steady wins the race!” =]
12 years ago at 5:14 pmAnd then I handed her plan B
12 years ago at 10:01 am^^ Slow and Steady are two words that no girl has ever used to describe me
12 years ago at 11:42 am^^^Or we were just super sperm that got there first and tore that shit to pieces.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmFor the intern….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSix8H_L_Mg
12 years ago at 2:01 pmSAE came out swinging with their retard bats this week.
12 years ago at 2:02 pmIt actually depresses me. Are we becoming TKE?
12 years ago at 2:13 pmMust be tryhard GDI’s.
12 years ago at 2:21 pmI thought the SAE nerd gun war was actually pretty cool…
12 years ago at 3:16 pm^I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not…
12 years ago at 11:44 amI think we may be getting too bigâĤ When I had to go to “Leadership School” for our province, 1 of the 5 chapters had guys I’d associate myself with.
12 years ago at 4:08 pmAgreed^
12 years ago at 11:42 amI think she might’ve been a racist, DOESN’T MATTER HAD SEX
12 years ago at 2:03 pm