FAIL FRIDAY: Slap Some Sack
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going to class once a week simply to affirm you are the best dressed and most frat. TFM.
-Michigan
“What’s up, nerds? Just stopped by to make sure I’m still the coolest motherfucker in this class, annnnnd we’re good. Later, losers.”
Told my professor his jokes need Obamacare because they are broke. TFM.
-Texas
Good thing he has you to keep him in check.
The look of terror on the faces of the local visiting church group as they step into my hospital room and see piles of shotgunned Nattys and used condoms. TFM.
-Texas
He can shotgun faster than any of the other terminal patients.
All I do it frat frat frat no matter what! Got Natty in my cup and I still don’t give a fuck! Whenever slams walk up in the frastle (frat castle), all their BAC’s go up! It’s a “TFM” lol.
-New York
You would have to change literally everything about yourself for me to like you.
Having your bro slap your nutsack in an upwards motion right before your set to get furious at the weights and see massive gains. TFM! #whatarebrothersfor #sackslapping
-Florida
If you want massive gains, you better slap some sack.
Starting to get SOOO pissed when people stare at my frat meat at the urinals. TFM.
-Tennessee
Eyes off his frock, you animals.
Hitting a game winning RBI in a sororities philanthropy wiffle ball tourny #FratStar
-Iowa
What do you want? A fucking trophy?
Feeling like a Neanderthal when the battery dies on your electric toothbrush. TFM.
-Wisconsin
Sounds like something a French guy would say.
When a girl dressed as a ghost is like “This isn’t a Halloween party, dumbass. This is a Klan rally. WHITE POWER!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM
-Pennsylvania
Wow. Shit got real.
Going home for Thanksgiving break, shaving the family dog and making your little brother glue the hair to his nutsack so he looks like a grown man. TFM.
-Alabama
Now that’s a power move.
#naked
Do less, kid.
Sexy will never be the same.
Faces of rage.
Lady and the tramp.
Male rush boobs.
#FailFriday
Massive male rush boobs.
Ain’t no love like bro love.
Somebody get this kid a towel.
This was about as late as Dorn’s mom’s period.
12 years ago at 2:04 pmWhat a group of winners.
12 years ago at 2:05 pmThat chaser, aside from being the worst I’ve ever scene, made me go straight from the beer I was drinking to the whiskey to black-out this fail Friday.
12 years ago at 2:05 pm^Do less.
12 years ago at 2:15 pmThis is worse than Chubbies attempt at a winter short.
12 years ago at 2:05 pmCongrats on getting this out around noon intern. Looks like you do serve a purpose other than getting reach-arounds from PA guy while you blow bacon.
12 years ago at 2:09 pmIntern, I hope you get stabbed with an AIDS infected needle as you chug a gallon of bleach.
We might as well call it Fail Saturday if you keep this up
12 years ago at 2:09 pmThe intern farts jizz
12 years ago at 2:10 pmCan’t believe I saved up my afternoon poop for this garbage.
12 years ago at 2:12 pmElectric toothbrush? You mean vibrator.
12 years ago at 2:13 pmThe only thing that salvaged this absolutely pathetic excuse for a Fail Friday was the return of the PA Guy. Kindly go fuck yourself, Intern.
12 years ago at 2:13 pm