FAIL FRIDAY: Slap Some Sack

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going to class once a week simply to affirm you are the best dressed and most frat. TFM.
-Michigan

“What’s up, nerds? Just stopped by to make sure I’m still the coolest motherfucker in this class, annnnnd we’re good. Later, losers.”

Told my professor his jokes need Obamacare because they are broke. TFM.
-Texas

Good thing he has you to keep him in check.

The look of terror on the faces of the local visiting church group as they step into my hospital room and see piles of shotgunned Nattys and used condoms. TFM.
-Texas

He can shotgun faster than any of the other terminal patients.

All I do it frat frat frat no matter what! Got Natty in my cup and I still don’t give a fuck! Whenever slams walk up in the frastle (frat castle), all their BAC’s go up! It’s a “TFM” lol.
-New York

You would have to change literally everything about yourself for me to like you.

Having your bro slap your nutsack in an upwards motion right before your set to get furious at the weights and see massive gains. TFM! #whatarebrothersfor #sackslapping
-Florida

If you want massive gains, you better slap some sack.

Starting to get SOOO pissed when people stare at my frat meat at the urinals. TFM.
-Tennessee

Eyes off his frock, you animals.

Hitting a game winning RBI in a sororities philanthropy wiffle ball tourny #FratStar
-Iowa

What do you want? A fucking trophy?

Feeling like a Neanderthal when the battery dies on your electric toothbrush. TFM.
-Wisconsin

Sounds like something a French guy would say.

When a girl dressed as a ghost is like “This isn’t a Halloween party, dumbass. This is a Klan rally. WHITE POWER!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM
-Pennsylvania

Wow. Shit got real.

Going home for Thanksgiving break, shaving the family dog and making your little brother glue the hair to his nutsack so he looks like a grown man. TFM.
-Alabama

Now that’s a power move.

#naked

Do less, kid.

Sexy will never be the same.

Faces of rage.

Lady and the tramp.

Male rush boobs.

#FailFriday

Massive male rush boobs.

Ain’t no love like bro love.

Somebody get this kid a towel.