FAIL FRIDAY: Slap Some Sack
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going to class once a week simply to affirm you are the best dressed and most frat. TFM.
-Michigan
“What’s up, nerds? Just stopped by to make sure I’m still the coolest motherfucker in this class, annnnnd we’re good. Later, losers.”
Told my professor his jokes need Obamacare because they are broke. TFM.
-Texas
Good thing he has you to keep him in check.
The look of terror on the faces of the local visiting church group as they step into my hospital room and see piles of shotgunned Nattys and used condoms. TFM.
-Texas
He can shotgun faster than any of the other terminal patients.
All I do it frat frat frat no matter what! Got Natty in my cup and I still don’t give a fuck! Whenever slams walk up in the frastle (frat castle), all their BAC’s go up! It’s a “TFM” lol.
-New York
You would have to change literally everything about yourself for me to like you.
Having your bro slap your nutsack in an upwards motion right before your set to get furious at the weights and see massive gains. TFM! #whatarebrothersfor #sackslapping
-Florida
If you want massive gains, you better slap some sack.
Starting to get SOOO pissed when people stare at my frat meat at the urinals. TFM.
-Tennessee
Eyes off his frock, you animals.
Hitting a game winning RBI in a sororities philanthropy wiffle ball tourny #FratStar
-Iowa
What do you want? A fucking trophy?
Feeling like a Neanderthal when the battery dies on your electric toothbrush. TFM.
-Wisconsin
Sounds like something a French guy would say.
When a girl dressed as a ghost is like “This isn’t a Halloween party, dumbass. This is a Klan rally. WHITE POWER!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM
-Pennsylvania
Wow. Shit got real.
Going home for Thanksgiving break, shaving the family dog and making your little brother glue the hair to his nutsack so he looks like a grown man. TFM.
-Alabama
Now that’s a power move.
Somebody get this kid a towel.
Intern, you cock gobbling thunder cunt, stop being one of the poors and buy yourself a god damn watch so you can post on time. Fuck every generation of your ancestors, I hope every living member of your family is sterile so we can rid of the world of your gene pool.
12 years ago at 2:55 pmI have a strange feeling thats not the real PA guy!
12 years ago at 3:39 pmThe Elmo paddle was hilarious.
12 years ago at 3:45 pmDelta Chi, forever ashamed.
12 years ago at 3:50 pmTech Guy, stop being a communist and get Fail Friday to fit on one fucking page or I will force-feed your mother’s twat to you.
12 years ago at 3:56 pmJesus Christ, the insults in the comments section are better than this week’s post. This is pathetic intern.
12 years ago at 4:55 pmNice job getting this out to us fashionably late today intern. Ill let your emo, five headed, and autistic colleague SFPL know that you deserve your weekly slow blow in the office bathroom extra slow Monday
12 years ago at 5:15 pmone of the worst serenades I’ve ever seen. those pledges should have their teeth kicked in from that one.
12 years ago at 5:27 pmTwo more reasons to love milk.
12 years ago at 5:50 pmThe Carmen Electra video ripped off Salma Hayek’s scene in “From Dusk till Dawn,” which is much better by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxxgvA8rlM
12 years ago at 9:52 am