FAIL FRIDAY: Sleeping On The Toilet
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Telling a potential slam you’re going to nail her like Jesus Christ. TFM.

Wow. Woooooow. Wow.

Brad Pitts’ body in Fight Club. TFM.

What?

Looking through old family photos and fucking puking because I was wearing cargo shorts I’m so sorry. TFM.

You should be sorry. You disgust me.

Being known by EVERYONE as Poops McYolo. TFM.

If you have to be known as something, Poops McYolo is pretty solid.

Milking your girlfriend. TFM.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

I’ve got a subpar upper body, a mean set of calves, and an exquisite collection of American flag shorts. TFM.

You just taking a personal inventory or what?

Getting her moist with poetic wordplay that makes no sense. TFM.

“Let me hear another one of your nonsense poems, baby.”

Getting bleached more times than my girlfriend. Specifically hair and anus. TFM.

Getting your anus bleached is frat.

Do not call me a “try hard” because I wear clothes that you don’t have the balls to wear. I wear what the fuck I want because either I rock it or it is fucking comfy. Sure I show some thigh with my shorts and wear tanks to class. But honestly why do you even care? You focus on getting your own pussy and I will focus on getting mine. Lastly instead of awkwardly staring at me just pass me a fucking brew and down one with me. TFM.

Calm down, try hard. Do less.

Dude, im a chill 10th grader in wisco, my prof pic is sexy as hell and i blow dress on the daily

Not a TFM? Just saying what’s up? Go fuck yourself.

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"It's the font! It doesn't say piss! FUCK!"
“It’s the font! It doesn’t say piss! FUCK!”
Twerk that shit.
Twerk that shit.
Did they kidnap a little kid? He looks dazed.
Did they kidnap a little kid? He looks dazed.
This is why white people are so easy to hate.
This is why white people are so easy to hate.
Pose for the girls!
Pose for the girls!
Fear the beard.
Fear the beard.
Searching for his dignity.
Searching for his dignity.
This is how Canada makes coffee.
This is how Canada makes coffee.
Give this kid a bid.
This kid is just swimming in pussy.
Shameless staring. TFM.
Shameless staring. TFM.
Oh yeah those tattoos are great. Just great.
Oh yeah those tattoos are great. Just great.
Laughingstock of the league, undoubtedly.
Laughingstock of the league, undoubtedly.
He loves dicks.
He loves dicks.
You're not fooling anyone, buddy.
You’re doing it wrong, buddy.
There are several stimulated sexual acts taking place here.
There are several sexual acts being simulated here.
Forgot to tell the top left to look hard.
Forgot to tell the top left to look hard.
Hold that bid card up and be proud.
Hold that bid card up and be proud.
Look happy for the camera.
Look happy for the camera.
The "leg pop" is really manly.
The “leg pop” is really manly.
If you're going to sleep on the toilet, this is how it's done.
If you’re going to sleep on the toilet, this is how it’s done.

Croakies And Boat Shoes

Highway To Hell

Chaser

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  4. DornFromMajorLeague

    In regards to the chaser, I can see myself in emily ratajkowski’s bikini… mostly because it’s chrome.

    11 years ago at 1:09 pm
  6. NightriderNoisewater

    What I wouldn’t give to be the guy that squirts all over those models. Water!… I meant squirts water all over those models..

    11 years ago at 1:40 pm