FAIL FRIDAY: Sleeping On The Toilet
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Telling a potential slam you’re going to nail her like Jesus Christ. TFM.

Wow. Woooooow. Wow.

Brad Pitts’ body in Fight Club. TFM.

What?

Looking through old family photos and fucking puking because I was wearing cargo shorts I’m so sorry. TFM.

You should be sorry. You disgust me.

Being known by EVERYONE as Poops McYolo. TFM.

If you have to be known as something, Poops McYolo is pretty solid.

Milking your girlfriend. TFM.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

I’ve got a subpar upper body, a mean set of calves, and an exquisite collection of American flag shorts. TFM.

You just taking a personal inventory or what?

Getting her moist with poetic wordplay that makes no sense. TFM.

“Let me hear another one of your nonsense poems, baby.”

Getting bleached more times than my girlfriend. Specifically hair and anus. TFM.

Getting your anus bleached is frat.

Do not call me a “try hard” because I wear clothes that you don’t have the balls to wear. I wear what the fuck I want because either I rock it or it is fucking comfy. Sure I show some thigh with my shorts and wear tanks to class. But honestly why do you even care? You focus on getting your own pussy and I will focus on getting mine. Lastly instead of awkwardly staring at me just pass me a fucking brew and down one with me. TFM.

Calm down, try hard. Do less.

Dude, im a chill 10th grader in wisco, my prof pic is sexy as hell and i blow dress on the daily

Not a TFM? Just saying what’s up? Go fuck yourself.

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"It's the font! It doesn't say piss! FUCK!"
“It’s the font! It doesn’t say piss! FUCK!”
Twerk that shit.
Twerk that shit.
Did they kidnap a little kid? He looks dazed.
Did they kidnap a little kid? He looks dazed.
This is why white people are so easy to hate.
This is why white people are so easy to hate.
Pose for the girls!
Pose for the girls!
Fear the beard.
Fear the beard.
Searching for his dignity.
Searching for his dignity.
This is how Canada makes coffee.
This is how Canada makes coffee.
Give this kid a bid.
This kid is just swimming in pussy.
Shameless staring. TFM.
Shameless staring. TFM.
Oh yeah those tattoos are great. Just great.
Oh yeah those tattoos are great. Just great.
Laughingstock of the league, undoubtedly.
Laughingstock of the league, undoubtedly.
He loves dicks.
He loves dicks.
You're not fooling anyone, buddy.
You’re doing it wrong, buddy.
There are several stimulated sexual acts taking place here.
There are several sexual acts being simulated here.
Forgot to tell the top left to look hard.
Forgot to tell the top left to look hard.
Hold that bid card up and be proud.
Hold that bid card up and be proud.
Look happy for the camera.
Look happy for the camera.
The "leg pop" is really manly.
The “leg pop” is really manly.
If you're going to sleep on the toilet, this is how it's done.
If you’re going to sleep on the toilet, this is how it’s done.

Croakies And Boat Shoes

Highway To Hell

Chaser

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  4. Drunk Uncle

    The only thing more embarrassing than the pikes in this fail friday are the pikes that inevitably come to the comments to make fun of their own kind.

    10 years ago at 8:35 am
    1. YouDontKnowJack

      The only problem is, there are no Pikes in this fail Friday buddy. Pi Kappa Phi is not Pike but I guess you would know that if you weren’t in high school.

      10 years ago at 5:07 pm
  7. Fratom_Bomb93

    Is it just me, or does the third picture look like a few of high schoolers that might have had just one too many beers?

    10 years ago at 3:14 pm
  8. DunnyGoon

    That picture 4th from the top is me and my friends. To whoever sent in the picture…what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    10 years ago at 7:51 pm