FAIL FRIDAY: Slutty and I Blow It
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going back to a high school party and out drinking all the kids there but your still sober so you leave and go to a bar. TFM.
–Florida
You keep getting older, they stay the same age.
One Tree Hill marathons in the chapter room. TFM.
–Washington
I’ll bring the gallon of ice cream this week.
Bringing my own beer to the bar to save money. TFM.
–Michigan
Pathetic.
Having the whole block get yo back when some trick ass bitch spills Ciroc on yo brand new Enyce jacket. TFM.
–Michigan
Who gave Diddy a bid?
Not studying cause your bros are talking about whacking off in books, or in bags, dehumidifying it and selling it as cocaine, or making ice packs. TFM.
–California
One of the weirdest ones I’ve ever read.
Telling the slampiece that I’d date her if she comes and cleans my room, when she’s done she climbs into bed with me then I tell her April Fools. TFM.
–Wisconsin
You’re such a trickster.
Bottom-tier house burned down near campus. Woke up with three texts and a voicemail from the DA asking if I did it. TFM.
–Mississippi
Being a notorious pyromaniac.
My little brother fingering “the shit” out of my girlfriend, and me being proud. TFM.
–Colorado
I guarantee the guy that submitted this is not only full of “shit,” but a habitual line crosser as well.
Walked into my 8:00am final looking fratty as usual. GDI next to me said, “Why are you so dressed up?” I said, “Cause I’m in a frat. I’m taking all your answers, so they better be right.” Dude gave me his scantron after. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
On the next windy day I want you to cover yourself in gasoline and chain smoke cigarettes.
If she can reach the mailbox, she can take a package. TFM.
–Georgia
This one took me a minute. He’s implying that if a girl is tall enough to reach the mailbox, she is tall enough for him to have sexual intercourse with…
Mounting each other in a pile. TFM.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Socks on Cocks Mixer 2011.
Don’t step to these fools.
And I thought my “Party with Palestine” shirt was offensive.
Slutty and I know it:
You’ve got to watch it all the way through. The girl in the back is an incredible role player. She’s like Pippen to the boner loving Jordan.
No words can describe that video.
13 years ago at 4:09 pmHow about “man the harpoons?” Simple and to the point.
13 years ago at 4:28 pm^ That’ll do
13 years ago at 6:51 pm“Queequeg you Maori son-of-a-bitch slaughter that corpulent cum gulping whale!”
13 years ago at 12:34 am“Queequeg once killed and eated fat cunt like her.”
“Attaboy Queequeg!”
*The brother who drunkenly goes for fat chicks is obviously nicknamed Queequeg.”
13 years ago at 12:35 amTHAR SHE “BLOWS!”
13 years ago at 1:01 pmThat video…what is happening
13 years ago at 4:10 pmI believe the girls are saying they want to eat our cocks, but I can be mistaken.
13 years ago at 11:27 amI can’t be the only one tempted to vomit after the first 5 seconds.
13 years ago at 12:38 pmMore than tempted..
13 years ago at 5:21 pmyeah because flatbills are FaF
13 years ago at 4:10 pmD&G none the less… must be a “cool sk8r kid” I’m assuming?
13 years ago at 6:54 amFat bitches should not be legally allowed to buy webcams.
13 years ago at 4:11 pmOr shorts or tank tops.
13 years ago at 4:18 pmor go out in public
13 years ago at 6:00 pmAnd should be shot wearing spandex.
13 years ago at 6:47 pmthey should be cast over a cliff the moment any of ^^^^^^^ that happens
13 years ago at 6:56 pmshall we put it to a vote?
13 years ago at 1:25 pmFat women are not humans. Especially these two disgusting rhinos
13 years ago at 6:17 pmrattle rattle?
13 years ago at 11:38 amThat video was hysterical. Great find.
13 years ago at 4:12 pmThat’s the most exercise those bitches have gotten in a while.
13 years ago at 9:25 pmEyes starting burning after watching 5 seconds of the video. Calling up a pledge right now to yell at him.
13 years ago at 4:17 pmHer parents must be proud.
13 years ago at 4:19 pmIts been confirmed that she has two dads.
13 years ago at 4:35 pmHow many times do you have to be raped by your uncle to put something like that on the internet?
13 years ago at 6:19 pmLooking at those pics and watching that video was like looking into the sun.
13 years ago at 4:19 pmIt was hard, but you wanted to see how long you could look at them without being blinded, so you kept going until all you could see was a bright light, sandusky then you looked away for a second and your vision came back?
13 years ago at 6:05 pmmusta been a hell of a strong rope…
13 years ago at 4:20 pmStarting a fight over a jacket that cost less than the drink spilled on it. TGhettoM.
13 years ago at 4:23 pm^This. $60 jacket? I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say I’ve had more expensive Scotch.
13 years ago at 4:34 pmClearly, FrattIce1845, one member of the fraternal system has not had the opportunity to enjoy a good bottle of Scotch because his “brother” in the White House has yet to make the rest of us give him the opportunity.
13 years ago at 4:48 pm