FAIL FRIDAY: Slutty and I Blow It
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Going back to a high school party and out drinking all the kids there but your still sober so you leave and go to a bar. TFM.
–Florida
You keep getting older, they stay the same age.
One Tree Hill marathons in the chapter room. TFM.
–Washington
I’ll bring the gallon of ice cream this week.
Bringing my own beer to the bar to save money. TFM.
–Michigan
Pathetic.
Having the whole block get yo back when some trick ass bitch spills Ciroc on yo brand new Enyce jacket. TFM.
–Michigan
Who gave Diddy a bid?
Not studying cause your bros are talking about whacking off in books, or in bags, dehumidifying it and selling it as cocaine, or making ice packs. TFM.
–California
One of the weirdest ones I’ve ever read.
Telling the slampiece that I’d date her if she comes and cleans my room, when she’s done she climbs into bed with me then I tell her April Fools. TFM.
–Wisconsin
You’re such a trickster.
Bottom-tier house burned down near campus. Woke up with three texts and a voicemail from the DA asking if I did it. TFM.
–Mississippi
Being a notorious pyromaniac.
My little brother fingering “the shit” out of my girlfriend, and me being proud. TFM.
–Colorado
I guarantee the guy that submitted this is not only full of “shit,” but a habitual line crosser as well.
Walked into my 8:00am final looking fratty as usual. GDI next to me said, “Why are you so dressed up?” I said, “Cause I’m in a frat. I’m taking all your answers, so they better be right.” Dude gave me his scantron after. TFM.
–Pennsylvania
On the next windy day I want you to cover yourself in gasoline and chain smoke cigarettes.
If she can reach the mailbox, she can take a package. TFM.
–Georgia
This one took me a minute. He’s implying that if a girl is tall enough to reach the mailbox, she is tall enough for him to have sexual intercourse with…
Mounting each other in a pile. TFM.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Socks on Cocks Mixer 2011.
Don’t step to these fools.
And I thought my “Party with Palestine” shirt was offensive.
Slutty and I know it:
You’ve got to watch it all the way through. The girl in the back is an incredible role player. She’s like Pippen to the boner loving Jordan.
Wow… That fucking video. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Kudos intern, you’re quite the rascal.
13 years ago at 4:26 pmThis was one of the best Fail Fridays in a long time.
13 years ago at 4:29 pmWhat the hell is that dimple thing in the sock on cock picture?
13 years ago at 4:33 pmYou’re right the one about whacking off into books WAS one of the weirdest things I’ve read.
13 years ago at 4:36 pmEither the submissions really are this bad or people are purposely trying to make them terrible enough to get posted on here.
13 years ago at 4:46 pmBoth, but emphasis on the latter.
13 years ago at 5:03 pmIntern should take a lap for every one of those comments. We need someone like Oprah commenting on these terrible posts.
13 years ago at 4:47 pm^ Or DAB.
13 years ago at 4:52 pmOr FreetoFRAT
13 years ago at 5:39 pmAnyone else hate “swag” ?
13 years ago at 4:50 pmI’m not exactly sure what it is, but from the sound of it, it souds like somthing i would hate.
13 years ago at 10:37 pmGod damn pathetic that those things in the suits with what seem to be airsoft guns can’t even button a suit right, definitely one of the better Fail Fridays.
13 years ago at 4:59 pmWhy would you even put that 3rd picture up? Are you gay boy?
13 years ago at 5:03 pmI tried my hardest I really did. However, there is no fucking way I could finish that video. I’m hoping at the end both of the girls just executed each other??
13 years ago at 5:06 pm*devoured each other
13 years ago at 5:22 pm