FAIL FRIDAY: Snow Penis
Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Telling all the kids in my fourth grade class that Santa wasn’t real and laughing at them when they claimed their parents wouldn’t lie to them. TFM.
-Alabama
You’re a monster.
Playing Super Smash Bros, while being super smashed with your bros. TFM.
-Kentucky
You’re a nerd.
Summer Slam, Winter Slam. My sluts go through seasons just like my frattire. #vineyard vines #FaF. TFM.
-Mississippi
You’re a douchetool.
Best gym pre-workout: lil coke (COCAINE YOU PUSSIES), lil rum, lots of C4 pre-workout. You think you drink this shit? No, pussies. You fuckin’ rail it! This concoction will ensure massive gains. Anything for the gains, brah! So frat, so college. TFM. P.S. Pass this secret onto Dorn; he’s a pussy.
-Florida
You’re an insane person.
Sending one of your slams a nude of your primary slam to show her how you want it to look. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a meanie.
Still being able to fuck hot slams even when I’m completely fraccid (frat +flaccid). TFM.
-Massachusetts
You’re a weirdo.
Not being able to pound pussy and brews because you’re grounded. THighSchoolGDIM. Dick-chugging your dad’s liquor through a catheter as a power move? Now that’s frat.
-New York
You’re a real sick fuck.
When a girl at a party is all like “I didn’t want to cut my hair short, I have cancer you asshole” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a sociopath.
Listing “TFTC” as an interest on your resume. TFM.
-Texas
You’re unemployable.
Getting .08 tattooed on my penis to make sure she’s above the legal limit. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re going to prison.
Look at these fuckin’ guys.
Man down.
Santa’s gonna come all over these guys.
Check out that snow frock.
Sorority poses. TFM.
He’s having a fantastic time.
Smooches.
That’s a strange vibe.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
I’m going to start wearing shorts like that. These are the new Chubbies.
Faces of creep.
Holy shit he posted it before noon. This has to be some sort of record.
12 years ago at 11:51 amDon’t encourage him
12 years ago at 11:53 amSpeak for yourself. Over here in the Eastern Time Zone it’s after lunch, and I’m still pissed.
12 years ago at 12:03 pm^
12 years ago at 12:34 pmEST is FAF?
12 years ago at 1:45 pmPerfect timing with my afternoon dump.
12 years ago at 11:53 amFuck you intern, get a real job
12 years ago at 11:55 amAll these PA Guy impersonators need to burn in hell.
12 years ago at 11:55 amWhat is it about the holiday season that inspires this level of homoerotic behavior?
12 years ago at 11:56 amToo many wine coolers
12 years ago at 12:05 pmWell shit, Dorn just went to the store and bought three dozen jumbo hotdogs, and two jars of Vaseline. I know this is wishful thinking, but I’m really hoping he’s just throwing a tailgate for people with chapped lips.
12 years ago at 11:57 amSuper smash bros is the shit. But only on N64
12 years ago at 11:58 amGameCube is frat, bruh
12 years ago at 4:25 pm^^Agreed I’m pretty sure like 90% of all fraternities have a gamecube somewhere in the house, even if they’re too try hard to leave it in the open, and the only game they have for it is super smash bros.
12 years ago at 9:05 pmN64 > Gamecube. No question.
12 years ago at 10:10 amThe Pike video made me uncomfortable in my own skin.
12 years ago at 11:59 amThe amount of gayness on every Fail Friday never ceases to amaze me.
12 years ago at 12:01 pmDamnit Sig Nu
12 years ago at 12:01 pmThis stuff is quite embarrassing.
12 years ago at 2:14 pm