FAIL FRIDAY: Snow Penis
Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Telling all the kids in my fourth grade class that Santa wasn’t real and laughing at them when they claimed their parents wouldn’t lie to them. TFM.
-Alabama
You’re a monster.
Playing Super Smash Bros, while being super smashed with your bros. TFM.
-Kentucky
You’re a nerd.
Summer Slam, Winter Slam. My sluts go through seasons just like my frattire. #vineyard vines #FaF. TFM.
-Mississippi
You’re a douchetool.
Best gym pre-workout: lil coke (COCAINE YOU PUSSIES), lil rum, lots of C4 pre-workout. You think you drink this shit? No, pussies. You fuckin’ rail it! This concoction will ensure massive gains. Anything for the gains, brah! So frat, so college. TFM. P.S. Pass this secret onto Dorn; he’s a pussy.
-Florida
You’re an insane person.
Sending one of your slams a nude of your primary slam to show her how you want it to look. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a meanie.
Still being able to fuck hot slams even when I’m completely fraccid (frat +flaccid). TFM.
-Massachusetts
You’re a weirdo.
Not being able to pound pussy and brews because you’re grounded. THighSchoolGDIM. Dick-chugging your dad’s liquor through a catheter as a power move? Now that’s frat.
-New York
You’re a real sick fuck.
When a girl at a party is all like “I didn’t want to cut my hair short, I have cancer you asshole” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a sociopath.
Listing “TFTC” as an interest on your resume. TFM.
-Texas
You’re unemployable.
Getting .08 tattooed on my penis to make sure she’s above the legal limit. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re going to prison.
Look at these fuckin’ guys.
Man down.
Santa’s gonna come all over these guys.
Check out that snow frock.
Sorority poses. TFM.
He’s having a fantastic time.
Smooches.
That’s a strange vibe.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
I’m going to start wearing shorts like that. These are the new Chubbies.
Faces of creep.
Well shit. Those guys won frisbee AND volleyball? That’s pretty fuckin frat.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmFirst picture, far left. TCheddarBobM
12 years ago at 12:05 pmThose tits, good lord.
12 years ago at 12:05 pmI guess I’m biased but I didn’t see too many things wrong with the flag football video. Making fun of inferior fraternities for having their formal on a Wednesday… made me chuckle
12 years ago at 12:09 pmWhat the fuck intern
12 years ago at 12:09 pmAfter noon?
Pike never ceases to amaze us from week to week.
12 years ago at 12:09 pmWhole lot of gay going on this week. Most of you weirdos need to put some fucking clothes on.
12 years ago at 12:11 pmJesus intern, real creative comebacks you fucking jackass.
12 years ago at 12:15 pmSeriously, the comebacks are more brutal than the submissions..
12 years ago at 7:24 pmIntern you are now 2 for 2 with your bullshit. I know you’re jealous because I get infinitely more poon than you (I can’t say like 1000 times more poon because muliplying anything times zero is still zero), but if you keep posting my shit as anonymous, I am going to lead you back to my house to bang and make your butthole look like the opening to a leather glove.
12 years ago at 12:16 pmSomething tells me that you’re not the actual PA guy. TFM tech guy could confirm it though.
12 years ago at 3:32 pmRoger Sterling Jr can actually confirm it.
12 years ago at 3:50 pm^^^^ trying to be That_PA_Guy
12 years ago at 5:00 pm^ Nice try fucker
12 years ago at 7:16 pmThere’s no reasoning with you sodomites, is there?
12 years ago at 7:33 pmThe #selfie guy looks like Mac from Always Sunny if he was a serial killer.
12 years ago at 12:16 pmI thought the same thing.
12 years ago at 5:06 pmSpot on.
12 years ago at 7:24 pm