FAIL FRIDAY: Snow Penis
Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Telling all the kids in my fourth grade class that Santa wasn’t real and laughing at them when they claimed their parents wouldn’t lie to them. TFM.
-Alabama
You’re a monster.
Playing Super Smash Bros, while being super smashed with your bros. TFM.
-Kentucky
You’re a nerd.
Summer Slam, Winter Slam. My sluts go through seasons just like my frattire. #vineyard vines #FaF. TFM.
-Mississippi
You’re a douchetool.
Best gym pre-workout: lil coke (COCAINE YOU PUSSIES), lil rum, lots of C4 pre-workout. You think you drink this shit? No, pussies. You fuckin’ rail it! This concoction will ensure massive gains. Anything for the gains, brah! So frat, so college. TFM. P.S. Pass this secret onto Dorn; he’s a pussy.
-Florida
You’re an insane person.
Sending one of your slams a nude of your primary slam to show her how you want it to look. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a meanie.
Still being able to fuck hot slams even when I’m completely fraccid (frat +flaccid). TFM.
-Massachusetts
You’re a weirdo.
Not being able to pound pussy and brews because you’re grounded. THighSchoolGDIM. Dick-chugging your dad’s liquor through a catheter as a power move? Now that’s frat.
-New York
You’re a real sick fuck.
When a girl at a party is all like “I didn’t want to cut my hair short, I have cancer you asshole” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a sociopath.
Listing “TFTC” as an interest on your resume. TFM.
-Texas
You’re unemployable.
Getting .08 tattooed on my penis to make sure she’s above the legal limit. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re going to prison.
Look at these fuckin’ guys.
Man down.
Santa’s gonna come all over these guys.
Check out that snow frock.
Sorority poses. TFM.
He’s having a fantastic time.
Smooches.
That’s a strange vibe.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
I’m going to start wearing shorts like that. These are the new Chubbies.
Faces of creep.
That’s how you get your dick shot off.
12 years ago at 12:18 pmSpeaking of boobs, where’s rush boobs?
12 years ago at 12:21 pmMy birthday just gets worse and worse every year.
12 years ago at 12:39 pmThe kid crying made my morning
12 years ago at 12:49 pmI hate myself a little for laughing so much at that dick-chugging post.
12 years ago at 12:58 pmThat snow frock was honestly sculpted better than any other snow frock I’ve ever seen. It could use a little more girth though.
12 years ago at 1:41 pmI didn’t know tri delt allowed gingers
12 years ago at 2:08 pmEvery Frat/Sorority needs a punching bag.
12 years ago at 2:36 pm3rd to last picture, guy standing second to last on the left. Those pubes are out of control.
12 years ago at 2:17 pmI got to stop being so gullible…
12 years ago at 2:39 pmWe make a great pair.
12 years ago at 4:17 pm^^
12 years ago at 4:17 pmThe biggest failure I noticed was when I realized I made it all the way to the end of this post. SMH
12 years ago at 2:35 pmIntern, your laziness with the comments this week shows that your work ethic lies somewhere between a retarded sloth and the excrement of an Obama voter. I hope TFM took you on just to hate fuck your sister. Kill yourself so you no longer spill your worthless seed alone.
12 years ago at 2:38 pm