FAIL FRIDAY: Snow Penis

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Telling all the kids in my fourth grade class that Santa wasn’t real and laughing at them when they claimed their parents wouldn’t lie to them. TFM.
-Alabama

You’re a monster.

Playing Super Smash Bros, while being super smashed with your bros. TFM.
-Kentucky

You’re a nerd.

Summer Slam, Winter Slam. My sluts go through seasons just like my frattire. #vineyard vines #FaF. TFM.
-Mississippi

You’re a douchetool.

Best gym pre-workout: lil coke (COCAINE YOU PUSSIES), lil rum, lots of C4 pre-workout. You think you drink this shit? No, pussies. You fuckin’ rail it! This concoction will ensure massive gains. Anything for the gains, brah! So frat, so college. TFM. P.S. Pass this secret onto Dorn; he’s a pussy.
-Florida

You’re an insane person.

Sending one of your slams a nude of your primary slam to show her how you want it to look. TFM.
-Anonymous

You’re a meanie.

Still being able to fuck hot slams even when I’m completely fraccid (frat +flaccid). TFM.
-Massachusetts

You’re a weirdo.

Not being able to pound pussy and brews because you’re grounded. THighSchoolGDIM. Dick-chugging your dad’s liquor through a catheter as a power move? Now that’s frat.
-New York

You’re a real sick fuck.

When a girl at a party is all like “I didn’t want to cut my hair short, I have cancer you asshole” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous

You’re a sociopath.

Listing “TFTC” as an interest on your resume. TFM.
-Texas

You’re unemployable.

Getting .08 tattooed on my penis to make sure she’s above the legal limit. TFM.
-Anonymous

You’re going to prison.

Look at these fuckin’ guys.

Man down.

Santa’s gonna come all over these guys.

Check out that snow frock.

Sorority poses. TFM.

He’s having a fantastic time.

Smooches.

That’s a strange vibe.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture.

I’m going to start wearing shorts like that. These are the new Chubbies.

Faces of creep.