FAIL FRIDAY: Some People Just Don’t Get It
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five pictures, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I longboard to class with my Sperry’s on. TFM.
-South Carolina

Yeah? I laugh in my Luccheses when you hit the curb and bust your GDI ass.

We don’t have a basement, we have a rapement. TFM.
-Ohio

A rapement? Enjoy imprisonment. Sorostitutes of Ohio: watch your back and/or transfer. “They’re rapin’ everybody out here.”

Telling an ugly girl she is beautiful…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.
-Louisiana

Correction: Telling a beautiful girl she is ugly…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.

My dad was married to another woman when he got my mom pregnant with me. We are both bastards. TFM.
-Arizona

Being an illegitimate child, birthed out of wedlock as a result of adultery. FaF.

Playing Edward 40 hands…by your self. TFM.
-Illinois

Being a homeless alcoholic. FaF.

Darth Vader slamming Natalie Portman. TFM.
-Ohio

Really guy? Did you submit this from your Droid at a fucking Star Wars convention?

Getting kicked out of the national honors society for throwing up the shocker in the club photo. Didn’t want to be associated with those GDIs anyway. TFM.
-Arkansas

You sir, are an idiot.

Alexander the Great creating the Apartite system in Macedonia. Allowing only Greeks to have any power. TFM.
-Oklahoma

I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this up to the combination of Adderall and a history midterm. It’s “apartheid,” so you probably didn’t do well.

Wasn’t satisfied with my free 1-month trial of Netflix, so I bought the company and extended it to 3 months. TFM.
-North Carolina

No, no you didn’t. But if you did, it was probably so you could have time to finish the first season of “Greek.”

My slampiece not asking about my fake testicle until I finished. TFM.
-Idaho

I really don’t know what to say to this. Who the fuck has a fake testicle?

Photo Submissions:

This is going to ruin your weekend:

    2. Brometheus

      ya me too. If someone from the order ended up on this thing i would probably just drink myself to death

      14 years ago at 5:26 pm
    2. IN Alpha

      drinking Malibu. NF. Chasing Malibu because you’re too much of a pussy to drink like a girl. FaF

      14 years ago at 9:19 pm
    2. MSNBGeed

      1. He had an SAE hat on
      2. Don’t bash on other fraternities. We all have bad chapters, but they’re still our brothers.

      14 years ago at 6:38 pm
    3. White_horse

      you must have the I.Q. of a tard and the eye sight Mr. Mcgoo hes clearly wearing an SAE hat.

      14 years ago at 10:20 pm
  9. Frattingsince1856

    as an SAE Brother i am disgusted at the GDIness of this video. Must be from florida. true SAE’s don’t hang out with that chick or act like a GDI like that.

    14 years ago at 5:10 pm
    4. SigmaClassy

      definitely up north, SAE at florida is epitomy of southern gentlemen. theres no way theyre greek anyways

      14 years ago at 12:38 am
    5. KimBro Slice

      Not the chapter at USF. The SAE’s here actually frat somewhat decent and get girls. They aren’t complete GDI fucks. Now Sigma Chi on the other hand, they actually rape girls. Sigma Nu and SAE run campus. LTH

      14 years ago at 1:19 pm
    4. ClassyPi

      I don’t know whether that was funny or if I’m scarred for life. Please, please let that video be a joke.

      14 years ago at 7:10 pm