FAIL FRIDAY: Some People Just Don’t Get It
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five pictures, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I longboard to class with my Sperry’s on. TFM.
-South Carolina

Yeah? I laugh in my Luccheses when you hit the curb and bust your GDI ass.

We don’t have a basement, we have a rapement. TFM.
-Ohio

A rapement? Enjoy imprisonment. Sorostitutes of Ohio: watch your back and/or transfer. “They’re rapin’ everybody out here.”

Telling an ugly girl she is beautiful…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.
-Louisiana

Correction: Telling a beautiful girl she is ugly…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.

My dad was married to another woman when he got my mom pregnant with me. We are both bastards. TFM.
-Arizona

Being an illegitimate child, birthed out of wedlock as a result of adultery. FaF.

Playing Edward 40 hands…by your self. TFM.
-Illinois

Being a homeless alcoholic. FaF.

Darth Vader slamming Natalie Portman. TFM.
-Ohio

Really guy? Did you submit this from your Droid at a fucking Star Wars convention?

Getting kicked out of the national honors society for throwing up the shocker in the club photo. Didn’t want to be associated with those GDIs anyway. TFM.
-Arkansas

You sir, are an idiot.

Alexander the Great creating the Apartite system in Macedonia. Allowing only Greeks to have any power. TFM.
-Oklahoma

I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this up to the combination of Adderall and a history midterm. It’s “apartheid,” so you probably didn’t do well.

Wasn’t satisfied with my free 1-month trial of Netflix, so I bought the company and extended it to 3 months. TFM.
-North Carolina

No, no you didn’t. But if you did, it was probably so you could have time to finish the first season of “Greek.”

My slampiece not asking about my fake testicle until I finished. TFM.
-Idaho

I really don’t know what to say to this. Who the fuck has a fake testicle?

Photo Submissions:

This is going to ruin your weekend:

    2. Themis

      That was HORRIBLE, i think that blonde girl was having a seizure the whole time. Someone donate money to the U of F delta gamma so the girls there can afford their own shorts. Oh and that canoe in the yard is trashy looking…might want to get it removed along with the 3 girls.

      14 years ago at 1:45 pm
    3. SEC frat star

      If you knew anything about the video/DG at UF you’d know A) the canoe isn’t normally there B) the 3 girls were kicked from the chapter C) DG’s at UF certainly don’t lack money (not that it’s theirs, but yeah).

      When you look at the video as a diss to other sororities it’s actually hilarious.

      14 years ago at 6:53 pm
    7. Alpha Chi Princess

      Wow seriously unclassy…and the whole time I was thinking “why the shorts?!”

      14 years ago at 7:05 pm
    8. crowns and pearls

      one, if you read my name, clearly i am not a dg.
      two, by better i just meant it came first and was more humorous.
      trashy or not, you have to admit the lyrics are clever.

      14 years ago at 7:30 pm
  3. Fratthew Stafford

    Can we somehow find these guys and then sterilize them? I would hate to see how their children turn out…

    14 years ago at 6:15 pm
  7. ProudToBeFree

    There is not enough booze and sex in the world that could cure my mind after that heinous video.

    14 years ago at 7:39 pm
  8. grigsby

    the guy in that video has terrible gyno hahaha. meaning he used roids to achieve that impressive physique

    14 years ago at 8:07 pm
  9. classyNcarolina

    If these guys were really in fraternities, they wouldn’t have to sexually assault girls like he said, they’d sleep with him. Good luck ever getting jobs, boys! What a GDI video this is embarrassing.

    14 years ago at 8:08 pm
  10. FratFavre

    Those clowns in the dorm room with the bandanas and four lokos actually consider themselves TFM-worthy? Has to be a joke

    14 years ago at 8:19 pm
    1. DerekHuff

      I actually posted the picture with the phrase, “let the roast begin.” these geeds go to my school and they are a disgrace

      14 years ago at 10:36 pm