FAIL FRIDAY: Some People Just Don’t Get It
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five pictures, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I longboard to class with my Sperry’s on. TFM.
-South Carolina

Yeah? I laugh in my Luccheses when you hit the curb and bust your GDI ass.

We don’t have a basement, we have a rapement. TFM.
-Ohio

A rapement? Enjoy imprisonment. Sorostitutes of Ohio: watch your back and/or transfer. “They’re rapin’ everybody out here.”

Telling an ugly girl she is beautiful…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.
-Louisiana

Correction: Telling a beautiful girl she is ugly…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.

My dad was married to another woman when he got my mom pregnant with me. We are both bastards. TFM.
-Arizona

Being an illegitimate child, birthed out of wedlock as a result of adultery. FaF.

Playing Edward 40 hands…by your self. TFM.
-Illinois

Being a homeless alcoholic. FaF.

Darth Vader slamming Natalie Portman. TFM.
-Ohio

Really guy? Did you submit this from your Droid at a fucking Star Wars convention?

Getting kicked out of the national honors society for throwing up the shocker in the club photo. Didn’t want to be associated with those GDIs anyway. TFM.
-Arkansas

You sir, are an idiot.

Alexander the Great creating the Apartite system in Macedonia. Allowing only Greeks to have any power. TFM.
-Oklahoma

I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this up to the combination of Adderall and a history midterm. It’s “apartheid,” so you probably didn’t do well.

Wasn’t satisfied with my free 1-month trial of Netflix, so I bought the company and extended it to 3 months. TFM.
-North Carolina

No, no you didn’t. But if you did, it was probably so you could have time to finish the first season of “Greek.”

My slampiece not asking about my fake testicle until I finished. TFM.
-Idaho

I really don’t know what to say to this. Who the fuck has a fake testicle?

Photo Submissions:

This is going to ruin your weekend:

  2. Fratvalanche

    Fail Fridays just cause me to rage harder… keep up the work of making fun of the GDI’s that try and post here

    14 years ago at 12:17 am
  5. ChewBRAHcca

    That definitely ruined my weekend. 3 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. But please keep the fail Fridays coming.

    14 years ago at 1:55 am
  6. Diamond Darling

    I love Fail Fridays but I agree that the names should be changed from “fail” to something else. Fail is GDI.

    14 years ago at 5:40 am
  9. Breitling Fratitimer

    The second picture, the kid is drinking through his bandana… that simply doesn’t make sense

    14 years ago at 9:24 am
  10. booze haze slam

    it pisses me off to think it was SAE. but i know pike did this to sigep at our school and made them look like retards. its called a spoof! who would make there own fraternity look like shit? well other than sigma nu.

    14 years ago at 11:45 am
  11. SC NU

    That GDI needs to take my letters off his head. This is bullshit. There is no way he is an SAE.

    14 years ago at 12:02 pm