FAIL FRIDAY: Some People Just Don’t Get It
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five pictures, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I longboard to class with my Sperry’s on. TFM.
-South Carolina

Yeah? I laugh in my Luccheses when you hit the curb and bust your GDI ass.

We don’t have a basement, we have a rapement. TFM.
-Ohio

A rapement? Enjoy imprisonment. Sorostitutes of Ohio: watch your back and/or transfer. “They’re rapin’ everybody out here.”

Telling an ugly girl she is beautiful…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.
-Louisiana

Correction: Telling a beautiful girl she is ugly…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.

My dad was married to another woman when he got my mom pregnant with me. We are both bastards. TFM.
-Arizona

Being an illegitimate child, birthed out of wedlock as a result of adultery. FaF.

Playing Edward 40 hands…by your self. TFM.
-Illinois

Being a homeless alcoholic. FaF.

Darth Vader slamming Natalie Portman. TFM.
-Ohio

Really guy? Did you submit this from your Droid at a fucking Star Wars convention?

Getting kicked out of the national honors society for throwing up the shocker in the club photo. Didn’t want to be associated with those GDIs anyway. TFM.
-Arkansas

You sir, are an idiot.

Alexander the Great creating the Apartite system in Macedonia. Allowing only Greeks to have any power. TFM.
-Oklahoma

I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this up to the combination of Adderall and a history midterm. It’s “apartheid,” so you probably didn’t do well.

Wasn’t satisfied with my free 1-month trial of Netflix, so I bought the company and extended it to 3 months. TFM.
-North Carolina

No, no you didn’t. But if you did, it was probably so you could have time to finish the first season of “Greek.”

My slampiece not asking about my fake testicle until I finished. TFM.
-Idaho

I really don’t know what to say to this. Who the fuck has a fake testicle?

Photo Submissions:

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  7. fratastic1855

    That video is pathetic. I honestly feel bad for SAE cause of this dude wearing that hat. I bet his custodial dad found it on campus and gave it to him for his birthday

    14 years ago at 2:58 pm
    1. Bro Bro Gadget Frat

      Well the first one is clearly Bourbon Street in New Orleans, Louisiana

      14 years ago at 3:41 pm
  9. SAEGA

    this just pisses me off. not a true representation of SAE in any way. definitely a black balled pledge trying to get revenge.

    14 years ago at 4:52 pm
    2. MiddTennFratter

      phi alpha, its some gdi from cali who found a hat and it happened to be our letters. Sad.

      14 years ago at 11:47 pm
    3. Chevy Silverabro

      It’s funny how all of the SAEs on here are certain that this guy isn’t really an SAE. Don’t feel bad guys; everyone has some douches like this around the country (Florida, I’m looking at you) giving their fraternity a bad name.

      14 years ago at 11:56 pm
  10. Haze Em

    “We don’t have a basement, we have a rapement. TFM”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wow. I don’t know how I would react if that somehow actually made the TFM wall.

    14 years ago at 5:41 pm