FAIL FRIDAY: Some People Just Don’t Get It
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five pictures, and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I longboard to class with my Sperry’s on. TFM.
-South Carolina

Yeah? I laugh in my Luccheses when you hit the curb and bust your GDI ass.

We don’t have a basement, we have a rapement. TFM.
-Ohio

A rapement? Enjoy imprisonment. Sorostitutes of Ohio: watch your back and/or transfer. “They’re rapin’ everybody out here.”

Telling an ugly girl she is beautiful…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.
-Louisiana

Correction: Telling a beautiful girl she is ugly…just to eventually get in her pants. TFM.

My dad was married to another woman when he got my mom pregnant with me. We are both bastards. TFM.
-Arizona

Being an illegitimate child, birthed out of wedlock as a result of adultery. FaF.

Playing Edward 40 hands…by your self. TFM.
-Illinois

Being a homeless alcoholic. FaF.

Darth Vader slamming Natalie Portman. TFM.
-Ohio

Really guy? Did you submit this from your Droid at a fucking Star Wars convention?

Getting kicked out of the national honors society for throwing up the shocker in the club photo. Didn’t want to be associated with those GDIs anyway. TFM.
-Arkansas

You sir, are an idiot.

Alexander the Great creating the Apartite system in Macedonia. Allowing only Greeks to have any power. TFM.
-Oklahoma

I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this up to the combination of Adderall and a history midterm. It’s “apartheid,” so you probably didn’t do well.

Wasn’t satisfied with my free 1-month trial of Netflix, so I bought the company and extended it to 3 months. TFM.
-North Carolina

No, no you didn’t. But if you did, it was probably so you could have time to finish the first season of “Greek.”

My slampiece not asking about my fake testicle until I finished. TFM.
-Idaho

I really don’t know what to say to this. Who the fuck has a fake testicle?

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  2. Fratpublican_Reagan

    Guys, Im in SAE here in South Carolina, and our fraternity does not consist of this. I know, that many of you know that SAE is a top-tier frat. So with that being said, fuck anybody who thinks that this is what SAE is about.

    14 years ago at 4:34 pm
    1. The GOP

      You just called your own fraternity a “top-tier frat”. Might as well be in the video with them.

      14 years ago at 4:40 pm
    2. USClady

      I’m not sure how you got a bid to SAE at South Carolina when you go around calling it a “frat”. You should be ashamed of yourself.

      14 years ago at 11:19 pm
    3. booze haze slam

      guys ease up! poor choice of words you kow where hes coming from! phi alpha to him anyway. i mean we get fratty and frat hard. to use the word frat is something you say or do not around girls and family. we say frat on right? so lighten up guys! but phi alpha for bringing him to standards on tfm.

      14 years ago at 11:25 pm
    5. Volaholic

      I dont know how you do it in SC, but that is not even close to the definition of fratting hard.

      14 years ago at 11:33 am
    6. fratderall

      This video makes me want to drop this dbag with my .243 custom rifle, same one I have taken down bucks with blood covered letters on. I certainly hope this guy doesn’t know the meaning of Phi Alpha.

      14 years ago at 11:02 pm
    7. Fratpublican_Reagan

      Well shit, my fucking bad guys. I was just typing away due to the fact my fraternity just got ashamed in such a horrible way. But will say sorry for my poor choice of words.

      14 years ago at 9:32 pm
  4. Beta til I die

    This is the trashiest most embarassing piece of media ever related to Fraternity life I have ever seen.

    14 years ago at 8:24 pm
  5. Mad Fratter

    There’s a reason that there is only one girl in this video, and calling her sub-par would be the nicest thing i could possibly say to her.

    14 years ago at 10:52 pm
  8. George M Fratterson

    I would like to make a motion that any user account that makes it onto Fail Fridays loses all posting privileges in an attempt to salvage anything that is FaF about this site.
    Keep the fail Fridays coming.

    14 years ago at 12:48 pm
    1. FratwallJackson

      SAE got kicked off our campus for using cat tranquilizers on a KD. I guess they must be morons everywhere.

      14 years ago at 10:19 pm