Fail Friday: Sperry Blisters
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Nickelback. NF. Nickelback basically describing my life through the song “Rockstar.” TFM.
-Oklahoma
That song does have super fratty lyrics (I hope you’re picking up my sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty thick).
Mandatory chapter bukkake. TFM.
-Georgia
If you don’t do chapter bukkake, what do you do?
Slamming my daughter’s sorority sisters on Alumni weekend. TFM.
-Washington
This behavior is completely inappropriate for a father.
Using a vodka soaked tampon as a suppository to ensure you still blow a 0.00 BAC. TFTC.
-Texas
Does anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?
When sorostitutes do the skinny arm it makes me want to stick my dick in their arm pit. TFM.
-Tennessee
Lube that armpit up and give it a good sexing.
My slam asked why I came in her after she asked me not to. Well, my dick is allergic to vagina so it sneezed. TFM.
-North Carolina
Your dick needs a cortisone shot.
Getting fucked up on Muscle Milk martinis. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is such a clever variation of an old joke.
Putting a brother in a cold shower, leaving for Huddle House, and coming back 45 minutes later to find him passed out on top of the drain with his room flooded and the roof leaking water downstairs into the chapter room. TFM.
-Texas
Great idea. Next time someone’s passed out, put them in a full bathtub.
Last week I lost a condom when performing the quick pull out, remove condom, and re-insert move on some random. My penis found it today when she asked for 2nds. TFM.
-Michigan
Gross.
What we have here is three stone cold pimps.
Multiple men participating in “The Little Boy Pee.”
Slip-n-slide? More like flop-n-slowly-jiggle-a-few-feet.
At least he got his zipper down before pissing his shorts.
This pledge centipede reeks of heterosexuality.
One guy pissing with his pants down, TFTC. Three guys…too queer to care.
13 years ago at 10:24 amI love lamp.
13 years ago at 12:45 pmWould you look at the ass on that…
13 years ago at 10:25 amHe must work out
13 years ago at 10:26 amHaha you don’t here much about that movie anymore
13 years ago at 10:43 am^hear…
13 years ago at 10:56 amLove it.
13 years ago at 1:22 pmFeel like the pissing picture is really riding the TFTC – NF line
13 years ago at 10:28 amI was thinking more of the hetero – homo line.
13 years ago at 7:17 pmYou’re both right.
13 years ago at 7:44 pmI think these companies should sue him for wearing their products.
13 years ago at 10:28 am2nd
13 years ago at 12:41 pm“I hate your product…they ruined my life…..I would like 15 free pairs of Rainbows and Sperry’s for me and my friends on my hall….” TFTC?
13 years ago at 12:45 pm^This.
13 years ago at 12:45 pmWhy would he need 15 pairs of shoes for his friends if he hasn’t been able to make any because of his foot problem?
13 years ago at 1:26 pmI’ve written their letter for them
13 years ago at 2:13 pm“Dear Porn Addict,
We apologize to you for nothing. You are a pussy and were born without a single good gene. You wore sperrys with socks, classic dumbass move, and you probably wore socks with your rainbows too. And since you mentioned foot fetishes so much, you should probably go smell a fratstar’s sperrys. They’re like smelling roses, foot scented roses. You will not ever be a fraternity man. However we will compensate you with a free 1 month of World Of Warcraft. When you quit being a pussy and get out of your room, maybe you can meet other World Of Warcraft players. Also, your roommate left you not because of the feet, but because you’re a god-damned pussy who cries at night because he got a little boo-boo.
Sincerely,
Rainbows and Sperry Topsiders”
*Note, this is not an official letter from the companies, they have better things to do than hear a pussy whine, such as having a glass of wine with a person with a pussy, aka female, aka something this kid will never talk to.
well my dads a lawyer, a corporate lawyer, for Exxon you can look it up
13 years ago at 4:36 pmI want to be a fratstar…with my flat bill
13 years ago at 8:04 pmShowed up at a fraternity party and looked like an IDIOT wearing socks.
13 years ago at 5:01 amHis dad’s a corporate lawyer for Exxon-Mobil. Failed parenting or bald faced liar?
13 years ago at 5:36 pmGents we are taking this way to lightly. He triple dog dared us not to do that. Also he might sue the be-Jesus out of us. This is serious boys
13 years ago at 1:09 pmwhoever goes to va tech, find this kid and kick the living shit out of him for trying to degrade sperrys and rainbow shoes.
13 years ago at 12:47 amthe guy in the video what a douche
13 years ago at 10:29 amhttp://cnn.com/video/?%2Fvideo%2Fus%2F2011%2F09%2F07%2Fac-the-ridiculist-flip-flop-rant.cnn
13 years ago at 11:06 am^Thanks for that link, pretty cool.
13 years ago at 11:43 amLiberal CNN. NF.
13 years ago at 12:42 pmCNN just sucks. Liberal or not.
13 years ago at 1:13 pm“If there are two words that come to mind when I see this young man they are Frat-Star.” Shit even the gays are verbally hazing this geed.
13 years ago at 11:32 pmThis is why you should have gotten sebago docksides you pussy bitch how the fuck does anyone get a blister from rainbows I bet you the guy who wears cargo shorts with your polo too as a matter of fact I bet its not even a polo it’s some amercian eagle or Hollister bs
13 years ago at 3:21 pmHe got blisters because Sperry’s aren’t for fat asses.
13 years ago at 4:18 pm3:11….reincompinsated….WOW.
13 years ago at 10:29 amLoved that too.
13 years ago at 10:35 am“unbeknownst to me”
13 years ago at 11:02 amhahaha two great videos in the last two fail fridays.
13 years ago at 12:26 pmImagining the geed in the video in sperrys is pretty hilarious
13 years ago at 10:29 am^Decent username
13 years ago at 12:29 pmImagining him trying to walk into a fraternity is even more hilarious
13 years ago at 11:45 amHis dad is a lawyer for Exxon Mobil and he didn’t know that you can’t wear socks with Sperrys?
13 years ago at 10:29 amhis dad is probably a little busy running the world to teach him that
13 years ago at 1:03 pmThis ^^
13 years ago at 1:48 pmWhile running the whole fucking world he forgot to take the time to raise his son.
13 years ago at 2:52 pmneglecting your spawn TFTC
13 years ago at 6:07 pm^this.
13 years ago at 10:15 pmCool video bud, now go chug a bleachtini
13 years ago at 10:29 amFucking this
13 years ago at 2:30 pmWe just got trolled on that video.
13 years ago at 10:31 amThere are guys like that. But yeah, in all likelihood, this was a troll. If not one by trade, then one by species.
13 years ago at 10:38 amI wasn’t sure he was trolling until he ate dry Ramen. Not to say these people don’t exist but either way it was funny and reminded me of several people I’ve seen at my campus.
13 years ago at 11:34 am