Fail Friday: Sperry Blisters
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Nickelback. NF. Nickelback basically describing my life through the song “Rockstar.” TFM.
-Oklahoma
That song does have super fratty lyrics (I hope you’re picking up my sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty thick).
Mandatory chapter bukkake. TFM.
-Georgia
If you don’t do chapter bukkake, what do you do?
Slamming my daughter’s sorority sisters on Alumni weekend. TFM.
-Washington
This behavior is completely inappropriate for a father.
Using a vodka soaked tampon as a suppository to ensure you still blow a 0.00 BAC. TFTC.
-Texas
Does anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?
When sorostitutes do the skinny arm it makes me want to stick my dick in their arm pit. TFM.
-Tennessee
Lube that armpit up and give it a good sexing.
My slam asked why I came in her after she asked me not to. Well, my dick is allergic to vagina so it sneezed. TFM.
-North Carolina
Your dick needs a cortisone shot.
Getting fucked up on Muscle Milk martinis. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is such a clever variation of an old joke.
Putting a brother in a cold shower, leaving for Huddle House, and coming back 45 minutes later to find him passed out on top of the drain with his room flooded and the roof leaking water downstairs into the chapter room. TFM.
-Texas
Great idea. Next time someone’s passed out, put them in a full bathtub.
Last week I lost a condom when performing the quick pull out, remove condom, and re-insert move on some random. My penis found it today when she asked for 2nds. TFM.
-Michigan
Gross.
What we have here is three stone cold pimps.
Multiple men participating in “The Little Boy Pee.”
Slip-n-slide? More like flop-n-slowly-jiggle-a-few-feet.
At least he got his zipper down before pissing his shorts.
This pledge centipede reeks of heterosexuality.
If my dad was a lawyer for Exxon Mobile, Which he is (Fred Philosopher, look him up, he pretty much runs the world), then why the FUCK would I be: A – wearing sperry’s (Cole Haan’s are better), B – eating rammen noodles or C – need 15 pairs of free shoes?.
13 years ago at 1:00 am^ minus that period at the end. Rereading your post for grammatical errors. NF.
13 years ago at 1:02 amI’d sue the living bejesus out of him for slander…
13 years ago at 4:11 amI’ve seen him on campus, and this kid is a freak. Any fraternity that gives him a bid should immediately lose its charter on principal
13 years ago at 12:32 pmAmen, I say we we haze that piece of crap out of here. GO HOKIES
13 years ago at 5:38 pmi triple dog dare him.
13 years ago at 3:36 pm“I’m trying to be a frat star”
13 years ago at 9:43 pmYou’re born into being a frat star, you cant go from protesting GDI to frat star from wearing Sperrys, special if you dont even know that you dont wear them with socks…
holy fucking shit that video. the fat fuck cant make it to the dining halls. sad as shit. GDIs are ridiculous. probably wore cargo shorts and his flat bill too.
13 years ago at 9:58 pmYou know it’s funny when my dad sees the video and says ” I make more money than him.” TFM.
13 years ago at 7:27 amAm I the only one that noticed that the guy in the video isn’t wearing pants when he stands up to show his heels?!??!
13 years ago at 10:26 amGeed get rid of the flat bill. You sir will never be a fratstar.
13 years ago at 2:54 pmHe’ll get a bid from Pike.
13 years ago at 5:29 pm