Fail Friday: Sperry Blisters
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Nickelback. NF. Nickelback basically describing my life through the song “Rockstar.” TFM.
-Oklahoma
That song does have super fratty lyrics (I hope you’re picking up my sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty thick).
Mandatory chapter bukkake. TFM.
-Georgia
If you don’t do chapter bukkake, what do you do?
Slamming my daughter’s sorority sisters on Alumni weekend. TFM.
-Washington
This behavior is completely inappropriate for a father.
Using a vodka soaked tampon as a suppository to ensure you still blow a 0.00 BAC. TFTC.
-Texas
Does anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?
When sorostitutes do the skinny arm it makes me want to stick my dick in their arm pit. TFM.
-Tennessee
Lube that armpit up and give it a good sexing.
My slam asked why I came in her after she asked me not to. Well, my dick is allergic to vagina so it sneezed. TFM.
-North Carolina
Your dick needs a cortisone shot.
Getting fucked up on Muscle Milk martinis. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is such a clever variation of an old joke.
Putting a brother in a cold shower, leaving for Huddle House, and coming back 45 minutes later to find him passed out on top of the drain with his room flooded and the roof leaking water downstairs into the chapter room. TFM.
-Texas
Great idea. Next time someone’s passed out, put them in a full bathtub.
Last week I lost a condom when performing the quick pull out, remove condom, and re-insert move on some random. My penis found it today when she asked for 2nds. TFM.
-Michigan
Gross.
What we have here is three stone cold pimps.
Multiple men participating in “The Little Boy Pee.”
Slip-n-slide? More like flop-n-slowly-jiggle-a-few-feet.
At least he got his zipper down before pissing his shorts.
This pledge centipede reeks of heterosexuality.
“which basically means he runs the world”
bahahahah busted up in class
“i’m tryin to be a frat star”
13 years ago at 10:31 amyou shouldn’t have to try to be a frat star, it comes naturally to those who are worthy.
tired of you slams putting a “b” before ahaha… fucking quit it. Shit.
13 years ago at 11:02 amThank you, I fucking hate that too, do you laugh like a lamb too? Bababababa
13 years ago at 11:10 amObviously showing any respect to women is hazardous to your health.
13 years ago at 11:11 am^fuckin this
13 years ago at 11:11 amNevermind that was for the KA122 comment
13 years ago at 11:13 am^well played
13 years ago at 11:40 amYes, AXO Princess, we all watched the video and can recall the funnier moments. Thank you for the play-by-play.
13 years ago at 12:07 pmYeah I dare anybody, actually I triple dog dare anybody to give another play by play.
13 years ago at 2:30 pmTriple dog dare? Bows n toes.
13 years ago at 10:33 amThe kid in the video is the biggest pussy GDI I’ve seen in a long time
13 years ago at 10:31 am^This
13 years ago at 3:48 pmI had to quit watching, he was getting on my fucking nerves.
Video is great. Absurd. “My dad pretty much runs the world”
13 years ago at 10:32 amHere are my demands
13 years ago at 11:39 am^hahaha fucking this
ODH Brother
13 years ago at 6:46 pmYou’ve stolen memories!
13 years ago at 12:41 amPKP40, fucking hilarious
13 years ago at 3:04 amToo bad he wasn’t around VT when the gunman was terrorizing them
13 years ago at 10:32 amLittle bit too far there chief
13 years ago at 10:47 amtoo soon?
13 years ago at 10:55 amToo soon, man, too soon.
13 years ago at 11:03 amToo soon jokes, Still TFTC.
13 years ago at 11:14 amParty at Virginia Tech, shots all around!
13 years ago at 11:20 amWow, that is fucked up on so many levels. What’s wrong with you?
13 years ago at 12:00 pmIt’s going to popping off up in that bitch.
13 years ago at 12:36 pmhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/555704?page=0
13 years ago at 12:39 pmWhat do Virginia Tech and the south pole have in common?
They’re both minus-32.
13 years ago at 12:51 pmasshole^
13 years ago at 1:26 pm^^zzinngg!!
13 years ago at 1:36 pmToo Soon To Care
13 years ago at 8:09 pmFunniest comments on this site period
13 years ago at 11:09 pmthose sigep pledges are the dweebiest freshman fucks i have laid eyes on yet.
13 years ago at 10:34 amPlease shut your mouth.
13 years ago at 11:42 amha dweeb. nice 90s insult
13 years ago at 12:34 pm90s insults are the bomb.
13 years ago at 12:58 pmPhat jokes, dude
13 years ago at 1:04 pm90s joke are all that
13 years ago at 3:54 pm^ you even have the theme song to your name? Thats funny as fuck
13 years ago at 12:02 amFrom left to right: Justin Beiber, Fuller (home alone), and double ear pierced fa.ggot
13 years ago at 12:45 amthese virgin dorks
13 years ago at 10:47 amGDI trying to be a fratstar. TGDIM. Sperry and Rainbow Sandals hazing GDIs. TFM.
13 years ago at 10:34 am^
13 years ago at 10:37 amDon’t get what the kid is bitching about. Sure, you have to break in a new pair, but everybody knows you have to break in new shoes when they’re high quality shoes. Leather is just like that. Has this guy only ever worn Nike tennis shoes or something?
…and how soft is this kid to mess his feet up that badly? The weekend I broke in my new Sperrys, I was in Orlando at Disney for New Years with the family. I was fine, and I was in the parks for the entire weekend wearing them.
13 years ago at 11:15 am^ he tried
13 years ago at 11:19 amDid you really Bronan? I was wondering how you broke in your shoes.
13 years ago at 1:36 pmWas telling us that you were in Disney really fucking necessary?
13 years ago at 3:05 pmOverly explaining things. TFM.
13 years ago at 3:57 pm^no, no it’s not
13 years ago at 10:00 pmCrying because of blisters. NF.
13 years ago at 10:36 amGlad you pointed that out, had no idea.
13 years ago at 12:04 am“which basically means he runs the world”
13 years ago at 10:38 amL&R
13 years ago at 1:05 pm^second
13 years ago at 10:25 pmI hope the “alpha phi” in your username is the ATO chapter to which you belong. Cause if not, this Alpha Phi needs to learn what free agency is.
13 years ago at 12:52 pm“I could of got 120 mcchickens”
13 years ago at 10:39 am120 McChickens = TFTC
13 years ago at 10:47 am“let’s be real, I love McChickens.”
13 years ago at 11:10 am120 McChickens = TFTC (too fat to care?)
13 years ago at 11:18 am^ no
13 years ago at 11:21 amHave*. The term is “could have” you fucking GDI.
13 years ago at 12:05 pm^of all the dumb ass things in the video, that is what made you mad?
13 years ago at 12:06 amHe’s definitely joking. Still a GDI though.
13 years ago at 10:39 amHe is not joking.
13 years ago at 11:07 amHe really is not joking. He went to baylor last year and failed out. One of the most ridiculous people I have ever met
13 years ago at 11:13 ambaylorfratmosphere, he kept homeless people in his dorm. When he ran for class president, we stole his sign and put it up in the dorm. The dude is a fucking nut, though.
13 years ago at 12:45 pmhttp://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=630166509
13 years ago at 12:46 pm^ I don’t think he has changed his clothes since the video.
13 years ago at 2:24 pmKid’s fucking weird. But, i looked down his facebook a bit and on september 4th he said the video is a joke.
13 years ago at 2:50 pmIs he a girl??? HIs interests include baking bread, playing and bay leaves.
13 years ago at 3:38 pmhttp://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=416066416509&set=a.408059846509.191196.630166509&type=1&theater
^this
13 years ago at 2:23 am