Fail Friday: Sperry Blisters

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Nickelback. NF. Nickelback basically describing my life through the song “Rockstar.” TFM.
-Oklahoma

That song does have super fratty lyrics (I hope you’re picking up my sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty thick).

Mandatory chapter bukkake. TFM.
-Georgia

If you don’t do chapter bukkake, what do you do?

Slamming my daughter’s sorority sisters on Alumni weekend. TFM.
-Washington

This behavior is completely inappropriate for a father.

Using a vodka soaked tampon as a suppository to ensure you still blow a 0.00 BAC. TFTC.
-Texas

Does anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?

When sorostitutes do the skinny arm it makes me want to stick my dick in their arm pit. TFM.
-Tennessee

Lube that armpit up and give it a good sexing.

My slam asked why I came in her after she asked me not to. Well, my dick is allergic to vagina so it sneezed. TFM.
-North Carolina

Your dick needs a cortisone shot.

Getting fucked up on Muscle Milk martinis. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is such a clever variation of an old joke.

Putting a brother in a cold shower, leaving for Huddle House, and coming back 45 minutes later to find him passed out on top of the drain with his room flooded and the roof leaking water downstairs into the chapter room. TFM.
-Texas

Great idea. Next time someone’s passed out, put them in a full bathtub.

Last week I lost a condom when performing the quick pull out, remove condom, and re-insert move on some random. My penis found it today when she asked for 2nds. TFM.
-Michigan

Gross.


What we have here is three stone cold pimps.


Multiple men participating in “The Little Boy Pee.”


Slip-n-slide? More like flop-n-slowly-jiggle-a-few-feet.


At least he got his zipper down before pissing his shorts.


This pledge centipede reeks of heterosexuality.

I’ve been saving this all week. Kid wants a formal apology from Rainbow and Sperry:

  1. AXO Princess

    “which basically means he runs the world”
    bahahahah busted up in class

    “i’m tryin to be a frat star”
    you shouldn’t have to try to be a frat star, it comes naturally to those who are worthy.

    13 years ago at 10:31 am
    1. Pharaoh of Frats

      Yes, AXO Princess, we all watched the video and can recall the funnier moments. Thank you for the play-by-play.

      13 years ago at 12:07 pm
    2. Fratalee Holloway

      Yeah I dare anybody, actually I triple dog dare anybody to give another play by play.

      13 years ago at 2:30 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      What do Virginia Tech and the south pole have in common?

      They’re both minus-32.

      13 years ago at 12:51 pm
  2. fratoholic39

    GDI trying to be a fratstar. TGDIM. Sperry and Rainbow Sandals hazing GDIs. TFM.

    13 years ago at 10:34 am
    1. Bronan the Barbarian

      Don’t get what the kid is bitching about. Sure, you have to break in a new pair, but everybody knows you have to break in new shoes when they’re high quality shoes. Leather is just like that. Has this guy only ever worn Nike tennis shoes or something?

      …and how soft is this kid to mess his feet up that badly? The weekend I broke in my new Sperrys, I was in Orlando at Disney for New Years with the family. I was fine, and I was in the parks for the entire weekend wearing them.

      13 years ago at 11:15 am
    1. DamnGeeds

      I hope the “alpha phi” in your username is the ATO chapter to which you belong. Cause if not, this Alpha Phi needs to learn what free agency is.

      13 years ago at 12:52 pm
    1. baylorfratmosphere

      He really is not joking. He went to baylor last year and failed out. One of the most ridiculous people I have ever met

      13 years ago at 11:13 am
    2. 3rdGenFratter

      baylorfratmosphere, he kept homeless people in his dorm. When he ran for class president, we stole his sign and put it up in the dorm. The dude is a fucking nut, though.

      13 years ago at 12:45 pm
    3. Mericaaa

      Kid’s fucking weird. But, i looked down his facebook a bit and on september 4th he said the video is a joke.

      13 years ago at 2:50 pm
    4. sorostitute_UT

      Is he a girl??? HIs interests include baking bread, playing and bay leaves.

      13 years ago at 3:38 pm