Fail Friday: Sperry Blisters
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Nickelback. NF. Nickelback basically describing my life through the song “Rockstar.” TFM.
-Oklahoma
That song does have super fratty lyrics (I hope you’re picking up my sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty thick).
Mandatory chapter bukkake. TFM.
-Georgia
If you don’t do chapter bukkake, what do you do?
Slamming my daughter’s sorority sisters on Alumni weekend. TFM.
-Washington
This behavior is completely inappropriate for a father.
Using a vodka soaked tampon as a suppository to ensure you still blow a 0.00 BAC. TFTC.
-Texas
Does anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?
When sorostitutes do the skinny arm it makes me want to stick my dick in their arm pit. TFM.
-Tennessee
Lube that armpit up and give it a good sexing.
My slam asked why I came in her after she asked me not to. Well, my dick is allergic to vagina so it sneezed. TFM.
-North Carolina
Your dick needs a cortisone shot.
Getting fucked up on Muscle Milk martinis. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is such a clever variation of an old joke.
Putting a brother in a cold shower, leaving for Huddle House, and coming back 45 minutes later to find him passed out on top of the drain with his room flooded and the roof leaking water downstairs into the chapter room. TFM.
-Texas
Great idea. Next time someone’s passed out, put them in a full bathtub.
Last week I lost a condom when performing the quick pull out, remove condom, and re-insert move on some random. My penis found it today when she asked for 2nds. TFM.
-Michigan
Gross.
What we have here is three stone cold pimps.
Multiple men participating in “The Little Boy Pee.”
Slip-n-slide? More like flop-n-slowly-jiggle-a-few-feet.
At least he got his zipper down before pissing his shorts.
This pledge centipede reeks of heterosexuality.
I gotta be honest I’m fairly sure that who ever made fun of him for socks and sperries would of had a lot more to make fun of than that.
13 years ago at 10:40 am^You almost got your point across.
13 years ago at 11:22 amAt least we didn’t have to see another picture of the same gay pledge bunnies they used two weeks in a row again. The pictures were good this week.
13 years ago at 10:41 amI don’t believe that he will be getting “re-encompensated” for those polo socks.
13 years ago at 10:42 amSomeone posted this video in the comments of last weeks fail.
13 years ago at 10:43 amI think this kid summed up his situation best when he said “trying to be a frat star.” Pathetic
13 years ago at 10:43 amI hope his father writes him out of his will after name dropping him like that.
13 years ago at 10:48 amHe could have some french cries or a nice wamburger instead of bitching over his dry ramen.
13 years ago at 10:51 amNo way, did you see those blisters? Call whine-1-1 and get the whambulance over there.
13 years ago at 11:10 am^Shut the fuck up pledge, you don’t deserve to be on TFM yet.
13 years ago at 11:47 amOh the wittle baby.
13 years ago at 2:41 pmhttp://thewambulance.com/
1:12 I would have loved to be at that party
13 years ago at 11:00 ami am ashamed to go to the same school as that kid. shit if i were his roommate i would have moved out too
13 years ago at 11:00 amMy sister is at Tech and apparently met the kid last week in one of her classes. I had her inform him he’s not, never was, and never will be a fratstar.
13 years ago at 11:18 am^ Way to come through in the clutch.
13 years ago at 11:26 amI hear your sister is hot.
13 years ago at 11:48 amI heard he banged your sister with his blistered toes.
13 years ago at 12:27 pm^TRexRyanM
13 years ago at 12:54 pmI hear your sister is going out with Squeak!
13 years ago at 1:23 pm^ This guy
13 years ago at 3:28 pmThe Los Angeles Riots hazing Squeak after their loss, TFM.
13 years ago at 7:57 amThe creators of South Park shitting on ATO. TFTC
13 years ago at 12:59 pmThe think the coup de grâce of the confirmation that this kid is a huge GDI is the fact that his name is Scott Diamond or whatever and he has a flat bill with a diamond on it. He probably feels pretty baller having paid 30 dollars to have that custom made.
13 years ago at 11:00 am