Fail Friday: Sperry Blisters
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Nickelback. NF. Nickelback basically describing my life through the song “Rockstar.” TFM.
-Oklahoma
That song does have super fratty lyrics (I hope you’re picking up my sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty thick).
Mandatory chapter bukkake. TFM.
-Georgia
If you don’t do chapter bukkake, what do you do?
Slamming my daughter’s sorority sisters on Alumni weekend. TFM.
-Washington
This behavior is completely inappropriate for a father.
Using a vodka soaked tampon as a suppository to ensure you still blow a 0.00 BAC. TFTC.
-Texas
Does anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?
When sorostitutes do the skinny arm it makes me want to stick my dick in their arm pit. TFM.
-Tennessee
Lube that armpit up and give it a good sexing.
My slam asked why I came in her after she asked me not to. Well, my dick is allergic to vagina so it sneezed. TFM.
-North Carolina
Your dick needs a cortisone shot.
Getting fucked up on Muscle Milk martinis. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is such a clever variation of an old joke.
Putting a brother in a cold shower, leaving for Huddle House, and coming back 45 minutes later to find him passed out on top of the drain with his room flooded and the roof leaking water downstairs into the chapter room. TFM.
-Texas
Great idea. Next time someone’s passed out, put them in a full bathtub.
Last week I lost a condom when performing the quick pull out, remove condom, and re-insert move on some random. My penis found it today when she asked for 2nds. TFM.
-Michigan
Gross.
What we have here is three stone cold pimps.
Multiple men participating in “The Little Boy Pee.”
Slip-n-slide? More like flop-n-slowly-jiggle-a-few-feet.
At least he got his zipper down before pissing his shorts.
This pledge centipede reeks of heterosexuality.
Did he just triple-dog dare them?
13 years ago at 11:31 amHe may brag about his dad being a lawyer but I will bet my next refill of addy his dad doesn’t brag about him.
13 years ago at 11:35 am^
13 years ago at 11:42 am“In the upper right quartile”, okay gdi go fucking plank or something.
13 years ago at 11:47 amHaha, “I’m trying to be a frat star.I was crying the other night and chill on twitter and facebook and sometimes xbox live.”
13 years ago at 11:50 amHe is feeling a pain that only 120 McChickens can fill. I would feel sympathy but I’m too busy walking around in my properly broken in Sperrys to care about some greaseball who apparently is fat enough that he lost all feeling in his neck allowing him to forget he was filing a formal complaint with headphones on
13 years ago at 11:55 am^zing
13 years ago at 12:10 pm^this
13 years ago at 7:39 amSitting alone in your room playing Xbox and watching TV? Sounds like you’re getting the full GDI freshman experience, kid.
13 years ago at 12:04 pmThe phrase “trying to be a fratstar” sums it all up.
13 years ago at 12:06 pmTrying. NF. Naturally being a Frat Star. TFM.
13 years ago at 7:40 amThe PiKapp who pissed himself is way TFTC. This shouldn’t be on Fail Friday.
13 years ago at 12:08 pmTFTC for sure.
13 years ago at 12:09 pm^ This
13 years ago at 1:10 pmIt seemed like every time that video could not get anymore NF and just plain horrible… He would make another horrible comment. “He was a cool guy. From Kuwait. He was gonna help me with my math.” Haha. Holy shit.
13 years ago at 12:09 pmWell looks like he used to go to Baylor also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjPA8dLrYmE&feature=related and go
13 years ago at 12:13 pm“Hawaiian Punch Shoutout”
– Wow.
13 years ago at 12:56 pmhttp://youtu.be/JLQtj_QauH0
13 years ago at 1:43 amHawaiian Punch with Everclear. TFM.
13 years ago at 10:26 amI really wanna punch the hawkish punch out of that kid. Who the fuck gives shout outs anymore.
13 years ago at 7:45 amTexas just regained a little respect by not letting him in.
13 years ago at 1:50 pm