Fail Friday: Sperry Blisters
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Nickelback. NF. Nickelback basically describing my life through the song “Rockstar.” TFM.
-Oklahoma
That song does have super fratty lyrics (I hope you’re picking up my sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty thick).
Mandatory chapter bukkake. TFM.
-Georgia
If you don’t do chapter bukkake, what do you do?
Slamming my daughter’s sorority sisters on Alumni weekend. TFM.
-Washington
This behavior is completely inappropriate for a father.
Using a vodka soaked tampon as a suppository to ensure you still blow a 0.00 BAC. TFTC.
-Texas
Does anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?
When sorostitutes do the skinny arm it makes me want to stick my dick in their arm pit. TFM.
-Tennessee
Lube that armpit up and give it a good sexing.
My slam asked why I came in her after she asked me not to. Well, my dick is allergic to vagina so it sneezed. TFM.
-North Carolina
Your dick needs a cortisone shot.
Getting fucked up on Muscle Milk martinis. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is such a clever variation of an old joke.
Putting a brother in a cold shower, leaving for Huddle House, and coming back 45 minutes later to find him passed out on top of the drain with his room flooded and the roof leaking water downstairs into the chapter room. TFM.
-Texas
Great idea. Next time someone’s passed out, put them in a full bathtub.
Last week I lost a condom when performing the quick pull out, remove condom, and re-insert move on some random. My penis found it today when she asked for 2nds. TFM.
-Michigan
Gross.
What we have here is three stone cold pimps.
Multiple men participating in “The Little Boy Pee.”
Slip-n-slide? More like flop-n-slowly-jiggle-a-few-feet.
At least he got his zipper down before pissing his shorts.
This pledge centipede reeks of heterosexuality.
lance diamond should die
13 years ago at 12:24 pmAgreed
13 years ago at 7:45 amis that the same kappa sig pirate from the “the weird chapter” column?
13 years ago at 12:25 pmYes it is the KE Pirate
13 years ago at 3:56 pmThe kid in the video would make an excellent pike
13 years ago at 12:36 pmUmm No.
13 years ago at 2:30 pmBetter luck next time big guy.
13 years ago at 2:47 pmYou know you fucked up when even that fairy Anderson Cooper gets at you
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/07/the-ridiculist-rainbow-and-sperry/?hpt=ac_mid
“The first words I think of when I look at him are ‘fratstar'”
13 years ago at 12:41 pmAC just hazed the fuck out of this geed on national television.
13 years ago at 1:42 pm“and yeah if there are two words i think of when i see this young man, its frat star.” hahaha win.
13 years ago at 1:29 pmWhy is the guy in the video just starting to wear sperrys when he goes to college
13 years ago at 12:59 pmJust curious, the guy wearing the bandana in the slip-n-slide picture, is that this guy? (http://bit.ly/pjml5N)
13 years ago at 1:18 pm“I could sue the living bejeesus out of you and make millions.” This kid may be a bitch, but he has some great quotes.
13 years ago at 1:23 pmwhy in the world did that last picture from 2005 get submitted? has nothing gayer than that happened in the last 6 years?
13 years ago at 1:23 pmSomeone put the geed out of his fucking misery.
13 years ago at 1:26 pmVodka soaked tampons up the butt get you blacked out drunk. And you still blow a 0 bac
13 years ago at 1:28 pmVodka soaked tampons up the butt result in alcohol poisoning because your liver can’t filter the alcohol out of your blood. Its really easy to die that way.
13 years ago at 7:11 pmYou won’t blow a zero, because breathalyzers measure the amount of alcohol in your breath as the ethanol crosses the thin membranes of the alveoli in your lungs. No matter how you ingest the alcohol, it still winds up in your blood, and therefore on your breath. Bows and toes til you get smarter retard.
13 years ago at 11:46 pm