Fail Friday: Sperry Blisters
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Nickelback. NF. Nickelback basically describing my life through the song “Rockstar.” TFM.
-Oklahoma

That song does have super fratty lyrics (I hope you’re picking up my sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty thick).

Mandatory chapter bukkake. TFM.
-Georgia

If you don’t do chapter bukkake, what do you do?

Slamming my daughter’s sorority sisters on Alumni weekend. TFM.
-Washington

This behavior is completely inappropriate for a father.

Using a vodka soaked tampon as a suppository to ensure you still blow a 0.00 BAC. TFTC.
-Texas

Does anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?

When sorostitutes do the skinny arm it makes me want to stick my dick in their arm pit. TFM.
-Tennessee

Lube that armpit up and give it a good sexing.

My slam asked why I came in her after she asked me not to. Well, my dick is allergic to vagina so it sneezed. TFM.
-North Carolina

Your dick needs a cortisone shot.

Getting fucked up on Muscle Milk martinis. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is such a clever variation of an old joke.

Putting a brother in a cold shower, leaving for Huddle House, and coming back 45 minutes later to find him passed out on top of the drain with his room flooded and the roof leaking water downstairs into the chapter room. TFM.
-Texas

Great idea. Next time someone’s passed out, put them in a full bathtub.

Last week I lost a condom when performing the quick pull out, remove condom, and re-insert move on some random. My penis found it today when she asked for 2nds. TFM.
-Michigan

Gross.


What we have here is three stone cold pimps.


Multiple men participating in “The Little Boy Pee.”


Slip-n-slide? More like flop-n-slowly-jiggle-a-few-feet.


At least he got his zipper down before pissing his shorts.


This pledge centipede reeks of heterosexuality.

I’ve been saving this all week. Kid wants a formal apology from Rainbow and Sperry:

  2. at2644

    On the plus side, he probably missed rush too, not that he would have gotten a bid from any self respecting chapter, but at least no one would have had to deal with his limp-dick handshake before sending him to the balanced man house

    13 years ago at 2:33 pm
  5. WV_SLAG

    Not sure if anyone other than me noticed but this is the second straight fail friday that PIKE didnt make an appearance. Well done, gentlemen. Phi Phi.

    13 years ago at 2:54 pm
  7. Frataholic

    The Dad slamming his daughter’s sorority sisters at alumni weekend… come on, you know if you were in that situation you would too if you could. TFDadTC

    13 years ago at 3:33 pm
  9. WWW1858

    If your dad is the Exxon Mobile attorney then why the fuck A) do you need to sue to get millions. B) It is called personal responsibility breaking in your shoes you queen. You are what is wrong with America and why people don’t wanna do business in this country. C) If you’re dad is the EM Attorney why don’t you just order from a steak house and tip them like a $100 to bring it directly to your room, or even dominos works.

    13 years ago at 3:57 pm