Fail Friday: Sperry Blisters
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Nickelback. NF. Nickelback basically describing my life through the song “Rockstar.” TFM.
-Oklahoma
That song does have super fratty lyrics (I hope you’re picking up my sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty thick).
Mandatory chapter bukkake. TFM.
-Georgia
If you don’t do chapter bukkake, what do you do?
Slamming my daughter’s sorority sisters on Alumni weekend. TFM.
-Washington
This behavior is completely inappropriate for a father.
Using a vodka soaked tampon as a suppository to ensure you still blow a 0.00 BAC. TFTC.
-Texas
Does anyone know what the fuck he’s talking about?
When sorostitutes do the skinny arm it makes me want to stick my dick in their arm pit. TFM.
-Tennessee
Lube that armpit up and give it a good sexing.
My slam asked why I came in her after she asked me not to. Well, my dick is allergic to vagina so it sneezed. TFM.
-North Carolina
Your dick needs a cortisone shot.
Getting fucked up on Muscle Milk martinis. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is such a clever variation of an old joke.
Putting a brother in a cold shower, leaving for Huddle House, and coming back 45 minutes later to find him passed out on top of the drain with his room flooded and the roof leaking water downstairs into the chapter room. TFM.
-Texas
Great idea. Next time someone’s passed out, put them in a full bathtub.
Last week I lost a condom when performing the quick pull out, remove condom, and re-insert move on some random. My penis found it today when she asked for 2nds. TFM.
-Michigan
Gross.
What we have here is three stone cold pimps.
Multiple men participating in “The Little Boy Pee.”
Slip-n-slide? More like flop-n-slowly-jiggle-a-few-feet.
At least he got his zipper down before pissing his shorts.
This pledge centipede reeks of heterosexuality.
That guy trief to be a ninja and failed… miserably
13 years ago at 4:44 pmHow do you not know you have to wear it without socks?
The dude went to Baylor for a semester last year.
13 years ago at 5:39 pmBrought homeless people in our dorm, and literally was famous around campus for being a nutcase.
His dad really is an Exonn Mobil lawyer, if there’s one thing Diamond is, its loaded.
I would give a bid to the kid so I could haze the shit out of him then blackball him to get away with it.
13 years ago at 6:59 pmLance Diamond has got a strong campaign going.
13 years ago at 7:16 pmAnd I’m saying that in the most facetious way possible.
13 years ago at 7:17 pmEven though that Sperry kid may be joking, there’s a bit of truth in every joke (hence, he’s probably a little bitch, anyways).
But hey, most people are going to take his little video seriously and he’s pretty much ruined his social life at VT and unfortunately, there’s no Web Redemption for that.
13 years ago at 7:34 pmI wonder how many peach cobblers I would have to send Tosh to convince him to “redeem” that guy?
13 years ago at 7:43 pmThe Sperry kid went to my brothers high school and he said that kid used to get beat up every week
13 years ago at 7:35 pmFurther proof vt is NF. And thank God proper gentlemen attire ruined a geed’s life
13 years ago at 8:33 pmYup, if one kid at a school sucks so does the school. Guess Baylor is NF too.
13 years ago at 8:42 pmfratwall, you would be correct
13 years ago at 11:48 amAnderson Cooper with the response
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/07/the-ridiculist-rainbow-and-sperry/?hpt=ac_mid
13 years ago at 9:11 pmThis has already been posted thrice…
13 years ago at 7:51 am“Thrice”…TFM
13 years ago at 1:14 pmThis GEED Fratstar wannabe is freaking ridiculous! And ramen? Really…guess Mommy and Daddy don’t love him too much! Can we talk about how cheap he is? Whining about spending $70 on Sperrys? Might as well just stay in that dorm, he’s not joining a fraternity anytime soon!
13 years ago at 9:16 pmMen are talking sweetheart… but while you are her, I’ll take a bacon and ham on white bread. Light mayo, lettuce, onion and tomato. Spicy brown mustard. Thank you.
13 years ago at 11:05 am“He’s from Kuwait, He is smart at math and was gonna help me”
13 years ago at 10:43 pm