FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Break Forever
Ten real submissions, 25 photos, and 7 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Intentionally not wearing green to attract pinches from girls at the bar on St. Patty’s Day. TFM.
Damn you’re a genius I bet you were getting mad pinches.
My fucking bros keep calling me “dick stink” and now literally no girls will talk to me. TFM.
Probably because they think your dick stinks.
When your backup career is to become a plumber just so you can tell your friends you lay pipe for a living. TFM.
Man, that is so so funny.
Being known as the “angry butcher” for the way that you tenaciously beat your meat. TFM.
A nickname to be proud of, in my opinion.
Picture this: Cancun, spring break, boobs in my face, boner in my swim trunks. A girl literally made a comment about how it was big haha. TtotheFtotheM.
I hate you with every fiber of my being.
Sun dress season = me wondering what it smells like under there. TFM.
That’s a really weird thought process.
Wearing a fra (frat bra) under your Curry jersey during spring break to hold up your fritties (frat titties). TFM.
Light yourself on fire like a protesting monk.
I often wonder if I would trade in my trust fund, good looks, and alleged “white privilege” for a horse cock. TFM.
Like an actual horse cock? Because that’d be weird as hell.
Waking up with a piece of vulva on your dick. TFM.
That is motherfucking disgusting, son.
I’m going to be brutally honest here. If I know one of my bros has a big ass dong, I absolutely will NOT bring my girl around him. RFM.
That’s great man thanks for sharing. On to the photos.
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Totally Rad Skateboard Trick
Joey vs. Wall
The ΣAE Edition of Full House
Chaser
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9 years ago at 1:24 pmI want the back story on the Mexican stand off.
9 years ago at 2:16 pmCutoff jean shorts guy is fucking disgusting. Any girl that would bag him is too lazy to finger blast herself.
9 years ago at 3:00 pmS/o to that Michigan state fan considering his team just lost to a 15 seed
9 years ago at 4:12 pmMan they’re really pushing their “Frattorney at Law” video.
9 years ago at 7:39 pmSometimes I can’t tell whether the posts or your replies are the fail.
9 years ago at 7:43 pmGotta give credit where credit is due. Obv not the intern. One of the best compilation of fails I have seen on this website in a very long time. Gotta love/miss spring break. Outstanding job to everyone involved (except the tfm staff of course)
9 years ago at 8:25 pm