FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Break Forever
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Chanting “S-E-C! S-E-C!” as Dad’s boardroom gets raided by Feds. TFM.
Show those NF pussy geed Feds who’s frat.
If I was an Indian, my name most likely woulda been Chief Big Dick. TFM.
That, sir, is highly offensive to the Native American people.
Nothing entertains me more than a classic Qwog (Qweef Jog). That’s when your slam runs to the bathroom to get the frat juice you just fratted inside her out. TFM.
You are one disgusting son of a bitch.
Wearing your rival fraternity’s letters as you do your court-ordered introduction as a registered sex offender to new neighbors. TFM.
Good on you. Always be repping. 365 days a year.
When your mom is doing your laundry and she asks why there is a circle imprint worn into your back pocket. Shoot! I’m so screwed, guys. TFM!!!
Oh no, dude! You’re totally gonna get grounded!
Told my bro’s that I hated that and didn’t want to see them ever again. Sike! I love my fucking bro’s! TFM.
Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
If I was a fratstar in the medieval ages, my name most likely woulda been Sir Cumsalot. TFM.
What is your fucking deal, guy?
Leaving your retainer in while eating your slampiece out just so you can taste that coochie in the morning. TFM.
Some of you have serious psychological and sexual issues.
My dad walking out on my mom when I was 12 because he wanted to pursue a career in street magic and making sea shell necklaces. TFM.
If you grow up to be even half the man he is, you’ll have done it right.
intern fix this fucking website because if it goes down one more fucking time today, I will fly my my ass out to fucking texas just to shove my frock down your whore of a mothers throat and then fuck her so that she can have your baby brother. By the way you worthless piece of shit, I also fucked your slut mom and thats how your worthless ass was born. I am your father. Fuck you.
Alright, well, now we’re done here.
The chaser was already used earlier today in another post, it’s like you don’t even care anymore intern….Go Fuck Yourself for this shitty display
10 years ago at 4:44 pmComcast could’ve gotten Fail Friday up sooner
10 years ago at 4:44 pmThat’s cold.
10 years ago at 5:15 pmGo burn in hell sharkweek
10 years ago at 5:18 pmWho let an eight year old half human on this site? I smell a… Dornish smell.
10 years ago at 5:29 pmGohan also comes with daddy issues ..so its like a double whammy for El Dorno..so fuck off quickly Gohan
10 years ago at 7:39 pmHey Cell, I fucked you up if I remember correctly. SO FUCK OFF
10 years ago at 7:48 pmUsing the insult a mortal enemy used one comment ago? How sad
10 years ago at 8:51 pmIm guessing these two goobers are the same account
10 years ago at 9:49 pmDear Fraterick,
since I’ve learned recently that you’re a pretty big “boner enthusiast” you have little to no right to criticize me or young Gohan in this forum. I will try my absolute best not to point out, ridicule or judge your “peculiar” preferences, especially hiding them behind the avatar of an 80s film legend. Shame on you and respectfully fuck right off, sonny.
Regards,
Perfect Cell.
End of comment
10 years ago at 4:00 pmDon’t be a sour puss
10 years ago at 6:29 pmNot only was this late as shit, you managed to fuck frail friday up once again, fuck you intern
10 years ago at 4:45 pmWebsite crashed again for a while. You say blame the intern, but maybe it wouldn’t happen so much if this site wasn’t bogged down with more adds than PornHub.
10 years ago at 4:46 pmAdblock.
10 years ago at 6:37 pmDoes Grandex get some sort of equal opportunity subsidy from the government for hiring a mental retard?
10 years ago at 4:47 pmLambda Chi has really been making a strong push lately to take the crown from TKE.
10 years ago at 4:48 pmPretty sure pike is forever the champions
10 years ago at 5:27 pmJust go to one of our general assemblies with all the chapters…it’s like an autism/Aspergers festival
10 years ago at 8:48 pmA fail compilation? Really intern? An extra 20 seconds on YouTube would’ve procured a better video than that.
10 years ago at 4:48 pmThe Intern’s mom wanted an abortion but the Doctor told her it was too late. The intern has now taken that to heart in his work on Fail Friday.
10 years ago at 4:48 pmLap me all you want, that first submission is absolute gold.
10 years ago at 4:51 pmI don’t think the intern understood the joke there because I agree.
10 years ago at 4:56 pmA 615-second Snapchat story? Are you fucking kidding me?
10 years ago at 4:52 pmHe’s the type of person who would get killed in the first 20 minutes if we ever had a Purge.
10 years ago at 5:32 pmHe would probably be dead in a shorter amount of time than it would take to watch his whole SnapStory.
10 years ago at 5:14 pm