FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Break Forever
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Chanting “S-E-C! S-E-C!” as Dad’s boardroom gets raided by Feds. TFM.
Show those NF pussy geed Feds who’s frat.
If I was an Indian, my name most likely woulda been Chief Big Dick. TFM.
That, sir, is highly offensive to the Native American people.
Nothing entertains me more than a classic Qwog (Qweef Jog). That’s when your slam runs to the bathroom to get the frat juice you just fratted inside her out. TFM.
You are one disgusting son of a bitch.
Wearing your rival fraternity’s letters as you do your court-ordered introduction as a registered sex offender to new neighbors. TFM.
Good on you. Always be repping. 365 days a year.
When your mom is doing your laundry and she asks why there is a circle imprint worn into your back pocket. Shoot! I’m so screwed, guys. TFM!!!
Oh no, dude! You’re totally gonna get grounded!
Told my bro’s that I hated that and didn’t want to see them ever again. Sike! I love my fucking bro’s! TFM.
Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
If I was a fratstar in the medieval ages, my name most likely woulda been Sir Cumsalot. TFM.
What is your fucking deal, guy?
Leaving your retainer in while eating your slampiece out just so you can taste that coochie in the morning. TFM.
Some of you have serious psychological and sexual issues.
My dad walking out on my mom when I was 12 because he wanted to pursue a career in street magic and making sea shell necklaces. TFM.
If you grow up to be even half the man he is, you’ll have done it right.
intern fix this fucking website because if it goes down one more fucking time today, I will fly my my ass out to fucking texas just to shove my frock down your whore of a mothers throat and then fuck her so that she can have your baby brother. By the way you worthless piece of shit, I also fucked your slut mom and thats how your worthless ass was born. I am your father. Fuck you.
Alright, well, now we’re done here.
Just answer me this Intern: Why in the actual fuck do you keep on recycling chasers that have already been posted this week? Do you honestly think I’m that stupid? And knowing your commenting tendencies on Fail Friday you will probably tell me to blow you. I hope Bacon makes you carry a plant with you everywhere you go in the office so that you can replace all the precious oxygen that plant made only for you to fucking waste it you worthless mouth breather.
10 years ago at 4:52 pmI’d hoped I’d read Fail Friday still sober, but you blew it Intern.
10 years ago at 4:53 pmMe vs. That bitch in the Bud light helmet.
10 years ago at 4:54 pmHow long have you been waiting for something like this?
10 years ago at 12:44 amMy. Entire. Life.
10 years ago at 7:27 pmAbout fucking time you shit stain.
10 years ago at 4:55 pmI don’t know many sorority girls that snap like it’s their life’s calling have ever had a 615 second snapchat. You fucking tool.
10 years ago at 4:57 pmNothing about racism? That’s a first this week.
10 years ago at 5:07 pmyeah wow we didn’t see anything about racism this week at all
10 years ago at 1:01 amThat dude on the couch…so much pee. That what happens when you don’t break the seal.
10 years ago at 5:09 pmJesus fucking Christ intern. I could have uploaded this faster if I used a T-Mobile Razr.
10 years ago at 5:15 pmHalf of these posts were most likely written by high schoolers please change who your pages target audience is
10 years ago at 5:15 pmThe first submission is better than most of the content on the wall. The intern is more dense than I thought.
10 years ago at 5:45 pm