FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Break On Goober Beach
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Having the dick of Karl Malone, but shorts of John Stockton. TFM.

Just pack that thing in there.

Signing Usher’s “Nice & Slow” to the deaf chick in your class. TFM.

It’s not creepy if she can’t hear you.

Sending a picture of your used frondom (frat condom) to your mom to prove you’re not innocent anymore. TFM.

Pretty weird and unnecessary move, if you ask me.

Learning to play tennis just so I can carry the racket around to the bars. TFM.

Is that something you think tennis players do?

Spending all your money on lube, just in case. TFM.

Rather be safe than sorry.

Wore my Scottie Pippen jersey to the bar and got my dick sucked 17 times, by girls. TFM.

Chicks in your town must be huge Pippen fans.

Knowing the information on your fake ID better than your real one. TFM.

Haha totally because you drink so much hehe.

Targeting that one specific bro to tickle the shit out of. TFM.

That one specific bro that gets a furious erection when tickled.

Forgetting to tuck your penis back in into your pants after a piss and then chasing after the people who have the nerve to say something to you. TFM.

Just let it wag, friend.

Mom asked what I’ve been up to all week. I replied, “Fingering.” She immediately hung up the phone. TFM.

World’s best son.

Nice empty pool, you goobs.
Nice empty pool, you goobs.
Sinner.
Sinner.
E.T. phone geed.
E.T. phone geed.
Blondie pulls.
Blondie pulls.
Head down, man down.
Head down, man down.
At least pretend you're happy, dude. For the photo.
At least pretend you’re happy, dude. For the photo.
Making his parents proud.
Making his parents proud.
Taking a nap in a Miller Lite box mid-party. TFM.
Taking a nap in a Miller Lite box mid-party. TFM.
You will be hearing from our lawyers over this copyright/trademark infringement.
You will be hearing from our lawyers over this copyright/trademark infringement.
Let it flow, big fella. Let it all out.
Let it flow, big fella. Let it all out.
Hot whip.
Hot whip.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
That would be a poop. He took a poop off his bed.
That would be a poop. He took a poop off his bed.
You are not forgiven.
You are not forgiven.
Sweet Lord, your family sucks.
Sweet Lord, your family sucks.
That is impressive construction right there.
That is some impressive construction right there.
Bottom left is having the time of her fucking life.
Bottom left is having the time of her fucking life.
Shut it down. Shut it all down.
Shut it down. Shut it all down.
It's my puke in a box.
It’s my puke in a box.

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  2. NightriderNoisewater

    In defense of the kid with the hooters girl, he looks like he just emptied his entire stomach out before the picture. I’d be embarrassed too.

    10 years ago at 1:21 pm
    1. Oral Hershiser

      I gave you a ^This because I agree, but he really doesn’t deserve to be defended either.

      10 years ago at 2:13 pm
  5. Gun_Slinger

    Interesting that the scottie pippen guy had to emphasize that it was “girls” who sucked him. Must not be the norm

    10 years ago at 2:38 pm
  6. GeedsAreRuiningAmerica

    A couple of the writers of those submissions have really fucked up relationships with their moms.

    10 years ago at 2:53 pm