FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Break Yourself
8 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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I’ll tell you one thing, I’m going to be eating a whole mess of ass this spring break and nobody can stop me. TFM.

Just make sure you wear goggles.

“If you can get it up, I’ll give you anal,” she said. I responded by snorting Viagra. TFM.

That’s probably not great for your heart.

Friends call me “Candy Cane” because my dingus is shaped exactly like one. TFM.

Got yourself a fucked up dingus, do ya?

Consider anyone who hasn’t had an STD to be a virgin. TFM.

An interesting definition adjustment.

One, two, tie my boat shoes. Three, four, banging fat chicks on the floor. TFM.

Big girls need love too and everybody knows that.

Walking into class on the first day, finding the hottest chick in the room, pointing at her and saying, “I will eat your ass before this semester ends.” TFM.

It takes a bold man to make such a bold proclamation with an audience.

God damn pledges always refusing to kiss me on the mouth. TFM.

Sounds like you gave out bids to the wrong type of guys IMO.

Having some much fuck that the only way you can get it up is through milking of the prostate gland. TFM.

That’s a pretty normal condition after have too much fuck I think.

Getting arrested for public intoxication and then masturbating in the bathroom of the drunk tank. TFM.

There’s nothing else to do in there. Might as well crank down.

Refusing to bathe the entirety of spring break because you steadfastly believe that your man stench attracts members of the opposite sex. TFM.

You know what? I think you’re right. Stick with that strategy.

This looks like a fucking blast.
This looks like a fucking blast.
Well, alright then.
Well, alright then.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY.
Your nudity disgusts me.
Your nudity disgusts me.
Big and little sex appeal off the charts.
Big and little sex appeal off the charts.
The fuck is this?
The fuck is this?
Peep her shirt though.
Peep her shirt though.
That is going to leave a mark.
That is going to leave a mark.
You alright, chief?
You alright, chief?
I dont know and I dont want to know.
I don’t know and I don’t want to know.
Hey guys Im going to let you in on a little secret youre doing too much.
Hey guys I’m going to let you in on a little secret you’re doing too much.
Lets all give a huge congratulations to Jacob.
Let’s all give a huge congratulations to Jacob.
Why in the sweet name of fuck?
Why in the sweet name of fuck?
Just enjoying the outdoors together.
Just enjoying the outdoors together.
You guys shouldve taken a hard pass on that one.
You guys should’ve taken a hard pass on that one.
Gotta sleep somewhere, I suppose.
Gotta sleep somewhere, I suppose.
Trevin gets all the pussy.
Trevin gets all the pussy.
Nah son nobody looked like that in the '80s your costume is trash.
Nah son nobody looked like that in the ’80s your costume is trash.
Crowd must've been chock full of goobers.
Crowd must’ve been chock full of goobers.

He was king of the world for a few seconds before it all fell apart.

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Brian just wanted to party.

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That was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up.

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Soooooooo… dead?

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Chaser

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    1. DornFromMajorLeague

      I’d be sort of interested to see the thought process that led to that photo. “Do chubbies make us look frat?” “NF enough….” “Better bust out the blazers and bow ties.” If one of the people in the photo reads this, kill yourself. Literally and as painfully as possible.

      8 years ago at 8:08 am
  5. WilliamHLetterman

    Is getting a blowjob by a hot Muslim in a hijab an unforgivable sin, or really dope? Asking for a friend

    8 years ago at 4:58 am
    3. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      It’s really dope until she detonates the IED in her mouth and blows your dick and balls to Jannah where they will be greeted by 72 dark-eyed virgins with swelling breasts. Which is also really dope, I guess.

      8 years ago at 8:08 am
    4. smithpm

      Just clarify that blowjob means the same thing to them. You’d hate to have something get lost in translation.

      8 years ago at 8:41 am
  6. Kappasaurus

    I’d complain about the timing of this post relative to my shit but I’m currently on the pot at this time

    8 years ago at 5:13 am
  10. State Street Steve

    I didn’t plan on running my beef stick through the grinder on St. Patty’s Day in the office, but damn the chaser got me there.

    8 years ago at 8:12 am
    1. smithpm

      I like how the chaser talks about the artistic process. Sure, be as artistic as you want, now show us your tits.

      8 years ago at 8:43 am
    2. Larry_Sellers

      Not trying to say I’m without sin here, but the frequency with which you beat off at work is alarming, man.

      8 years ago at 9:50 am
      1. Abe_Froman

        He’s just a red blooded American male with a healthy interest in the fairer sex. No need for concern. Carry on, Steve.

        8 years ago at 4:43 pm