FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Break Yourself
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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I’ll tell you one thing, I’m going to be eating a whole mess of ass this spring break and nobody can stop me. TFM.
Just make sure you wear goggles.
“If you can get it up, I’ll give you anal,” she said. I responded by snorting Viagra. TFM.
That’s probably not great for your heart.
Friends call me “Candy Cane” because my dingus is shaped exactly like one. TFM.
Got yourself a fucked up dingus, do ya?
Consider anyone who hasn’t had an STD to be a virgin. TFM.
An interesting definition adjustment.
One, two, tie my boat shoes. Three, four, banging fat chicks on the floor. TFM.
Big girls need love too and everybody knows that.
Walking into class on the first day, finding the hottest chick in the room, pointing at her and saying, “I will eat your ass before this semester ends.” TFM.
It takes a bold man to make such a bold proclamation with an audience.
God damn pledges always refusing to kiss me on the mouth. TFM.
Sounds like you gave out bids to the wrong type of guys IMO.
Having some much fuck that the only way you can get it up is through milking of the prostate gland. TFM.
That’s a pretty normal condition after have too much fuck I think.
Getting arrested for public intoxication and then masturbating in the bathroom of the drunk tank. TFM.
There’s nothing else to do in there. Might as well crank down.
Refusing to bathe the entirety of spring break because you steadfastly believe that your man stench attracts members of the opposite sex. TFM.
You know what? I think you’re right. Stick with that strategy.
Chaser
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Really interested to know what that guy said to get dick punched so hard
8 years ago at 8:37 amPerhaps politely asking “Can I raw dog your shit chute” was taken out of context.
8 years ago at 8:46 amYeah what a bitch, clearly a compliment
8 years ago at 10:49 amIt is a double standard though. she calmly returns to dancing a few feet away after assaulting someone. No way a male gets away with punching a female in public no matter what she said.
8 years ago at 4:54 pmUsing a few of thevaginators lines in his favorite segment TconspiracyM
8 years ago at 9:26 amSo is it a good or bad thing that my brothers and I have made it on Fail Friday multiple times in the past week? I’d say it’s my greatest accomplishment since my D5 baseball runner-up trophy.
8 years ago at 10:06 amI’d say bad but by the looks of it, you try hards probably think it’s good you got on TFM
8 years ago at 10:34 amThe Happy Gilmore guy sliced that ball so hard it was almost impressive. RIP the camera guy
8 years ago at 10:19 amGoogled “spring break jumping in shark tanks” to see if it was actually an trend. All the articles include links to the TFM Instagram video. Sharks coming into frat stories, frats coming into shark stories. It’s a beautiful thing.
8 years ago at 10:45 amProud of you.
8 years ago at 11:05 amCircle of life bud
8 years ago at 1:39 pmWhat’s your shark frat called?
8 years ago at 4:23 pmI’m in a regular (human) frat. I went to a regular human school.
8 years ago at 5:02 pmHow did they make the buildings Shark Accessible?
8 years ago at 5:08 pmIt’s most likely a campus on the coast that has swim up tanks in each classroom. The glass then probably has A, B, C, and D buttons he presses with his nose when taking test.
8 years ago at 5:35 pmIt’s disturbing that you put so much thought into that.
8 years ago at 11:00 amI build schools for sharks.
8 years ago at 6:40 pm😉
8 years ago at 7:34 pmI don’t know HOW they did it. I’m not a SHARKtitect!
8 years ago at 7:36 pmFeel free to put that on Facebook.
Nothing more badass than buying a bunch of Yeti products to hide the fact you own an Arctic cooler.
8 years ago at 12:46 pmI’ve never been in a drunk tank with a bathroom and I’ve been in several.
8 years ago at 12:47 pmWas hoping for more retarded “spring break ’17” tattoos but I guess I’ll have to wait until next week
8 years ago at 2:50 pmWhat did Brian to unwillingly be aggressively carried mid-air by 5 Mexicans?! And what happened to him after that?
8 years ago at 9:54 pmI’d beat the living shit out of every one of those goobers in the pool photo
8 years ago at 5:30 pm