FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Breaking Your Neck

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St. Patrick’s Day didn’t end well for this leprechaun.

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The porch collapsed.

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Spring breaking his neck.

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Sexy tan lines.

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You know you went too hard when they have to wheel you out on a dolly.

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Don’t do drugs.

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Granny knows how to get down.

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Pass out and take a jelly fish to the face.

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The girls look impressed.

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What the fuck is going on back there?

Hipster Dance Party Ad:


Give me back that minute of my life, please.

Asking Kate Upton To Prom:


The fact that this worked makes me want to hang myself.

Spring Break Backflip:

Chaser to wash down the failure:

To view the 2013 TFM Spring Break Photo Contest, click HERE.

  1. I am drot nunk

    Sometimes I sit on my computer and refresh every minute so I can try to get first on Fail Friday

    12 years ago at 2:40 pm
  2. Myron Gaines

    I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone

    12 years ago at 2:40 pm
    1. Raised2Haze

      I didn’t read this, but felt that I should assume is was rather amusing. Good job chap.

      12 years ago at 3:23 pm