FAIL FRIDAY: Summer Of Failure
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That awkward moment when someone sees you sniffing your fingers as you leave the bathroom. TFM.
-Tennessee
Sniffing your fingers as you leave the bathroom is a power move.
That awkward time in the morning when the sound of nuts clapping against taint echoes through the house. TFM.
-Arakansas
That’s the most beautiful sound in the world.
I’m from the North but pledged in the South. I don’t have a proud beer gut but a normal human stature. I don’t consistently skip class but go regularly because I know the job at my father’s firm isn’t for idiots, regardless I still frat really fucking hard. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Submissions like this cause me to slip into a deep, dark depression. Congratulations on your normal human stature, though.
Getting so drunk you come home and eat all of your son’s baby food. TFM.
-Tennessee
Is nothing sacred?
The look on her face as she whips it out and says, “Holy shit this is gonna be fun.” TFM.
–Connecticut
This honestly reads like “she” had you tied to the bed, and then whipped out the dong you didn’t know she had.
The timeless, “No, I will not finger you! We’re in class and I’m trying to learn and all this girl can think about is fingering!” in front of the class. TFM.
-Kentucky
Disturbing twist on the classic Billy Madison move.
Banging your manager at work just so your bros can have free boo’s. TFM.
-Michigan
You need a CAT scan if that’s how you think you spell the word “booze.”
Accidentally pissing on your friend’s mom underneath the table at a restaurant because you’re too lazy to go to the bathroom. TFM.
-Virginia
This is a new low in alcoholic laziness.
Wearing only Chubbies, a blazer, and Sperry’s to formal. TFM.
–New York
Holy shit I want to change your face with my fist so bad.
Laughing at the goobers on fail friday, cracking open a beer, and knowing that no matter what your hair looks really nice. It’s the life of a TFMer.
-Virginia
Just another day in the life of a TFMer.
Awesome shark helmets, dweebs.
“Our frat went to space, bro!”
Cargos, Crocs and a “I Phelta Thi” t-shirt for the loss.
There is so much for that poor child to be afraid of.
Someone needs to five-star this guy in the face.
Snapchat me at ‘TFMintern’ for photos like this.
Guy on the left must’ve walked into a liberal barbershop and asked for The Republican.
Sweet Lord, look at those camo cargos.
Solid body, but the beard is hard to get past.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
To all the people involved in “The Frat Song” video, I fucking hate all of you.
12 years ago at 11:49 amNothing like a good Fail Friday before a long weekend of raging.
12 years ago at 11:58 amBlak lady singing, “Wow that’s a lot of gay white boys” fucking nailed it. Also, is it just me, or does the guy playing guitar on the beach look like Alan from the hangover?
12 years ago at 12:00 pmThe Frat Song is the reason why Southern Fraternities don’t take Northern Fraternities serious.
12 years ago at 12:02 pmYour lack of understanding of the English language is why Northerners don’t take Southerners seriousLY.
12 years ago at 12:28 pmSoutherners=dumb hicks
12 years ago at 6:43 pmSo much TKE
12 years ago at 12:12 pmHonestly though, how do people in fraternities still not know cargos are the epitome of a Geed?
12 years ago at 12:13 pmNice chaser, intern, best one yet.
12 years ago at 12:34 pmHere’s a tip for anybody who doesn’t already know this: Any time you start out your TFM submission with “That awkward moment when…” I am immediately going to assume you are a virgin who still lives with his mom and attends the local high school to complete junior year a 3rd time.
12 years ago at 12:34 pmThanks for that input chief. I’m sure the TFM users will all take it to heart.
12 years ago at 5:59 pmRepeating junior year twice=TFM
12 years ago at 6:46 pmThat awkward moment when I fucked your mom.
12 years ago at 10:29 amKill it, kill it with fire!
12 years ago at 12:37 pmDunking on a non collapsible table. TFTC.
12 years ago at 12:40 pm