FAIL FRIDAY: Summer Of Failure
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That awkward moment when someone sees you sniffing your fingers as you leave the bathroom. TFM.
-Tennessee
Sniffing your fingers as you leave the bathroom is a power move.
That awkward time in the morning when the sound of nuts clapping against taint echoes through the house. TFM.
-Arakansas
That’s the most beautiful sound in the world.
I’m from the North but pledged in the South. I don’t have a proud beer gut but a normal human stature. I don’t consistently skip class but go regularly because I know the job at my father’s firm isn’t for idiots, regardless I still frat really fucking hard. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Submissions like this cause me to slip into a deep, dark depression. Congratulations on your normal human stature, though.
Getting so drunk you come home and eat all of your son’s baby food. TFM.
-Tennessee
Is nothing sacred?
The look on her face as she whips it out and says, “Holy shit this is gonna be fun.” TFM.
–Connecticut
This honestly reads like “she” had you tied to the bed, and then whipped out the dong you didn’t know she had.
The timeless, “No, I will not finger you! We’re in class and I’m trying to learn and all this girl can think about is fingering!” in front of the class. TFM.
-Kentucky
Disturbing twist on the classic Billy Madison move.
Banging your manager at work just so your bros can have free boo’s. TFM.
-Michigan
You need a CAT scan if that’s how you think you spell the word “booze.”
Accidentally pissing on your friend’s mom underneath the table at a restaurant because you’re too lazy to go to the bathroom. TFM.
-Virginia
This is a new low in alcoholic laziness.
Wearing only Chubbies, a blazer, and Sperry’s to formal. TFM.
–New York
Holy shit I want to change your face with my fist so bad.
Laughing at the goobers on fail friday, cracking open a beer, and knowing that no matter what your hair looks really nice. It’s the life of a TFMer.
-Virginia
Just another day in the life of a TFMer.
Awesome shark helmets, dweebs.
“Our frat went to space, bro!”
Cargos, Crocs and a “I Phelta Thi” t-shirt for the loss.
There is so much for that poor child to be afraid of.
Someone needs to five-star this guy in the face.
Snapchat me at ‘TFMintern’ for photos like this.
Guy on the left must’ve walked into a liberal barbershop and asked for The Republican.
Sweet Lord, look at those camo cargos.
Solid body, but the beard is hard to get past.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Anybody else notice “Arkansas” was misspelled?
12 years ago at 12:49 pmspelling is NF
12 years ago at 6:41 pmGlad to see TKE being well represented.
12 years ago at 12:53 pmWhy, when creating your user name, did you choose to leave uncapitalized the “r” in “real?” Looks real dumb
12 years ago at 7:33 pm^good grammar is NF
12 years ago at 11:14 pmI love fail Friday’s, gives me another reason to find Dorn’s mother and sexually pleasure her while simultaneously calling Dorn and making him listen to her moans.
12 years ago at 12:54 pmBest chaser in a long time.
12 years ago at 12:55 pmGamma Alpha Psi. NF.
12 years ago at 12:59 pmIt would give me great pleasure to give King of Hearts a good old fashioned swirly.
12 years ago at 1:13 pmLaugh all you want Intern, but I feel like the Theta Chi biker is going to find you, rape you, and shoot up your office building.
12 years ago at 1:15 pmTrying s djto typess thise and stranglebate at the ssssamemis times s is harrrsd man.
12 years ago at 1:22 pmPerhaps the first post (smelling fingers one) was about cocaine and not poop?
12 years ago at 1:26 pmSounds like the writer of the Frat Song didn’t get a bid
12 years ago at 1:29 pm