FAIL FRIDAY: Summer of Hate
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Purposely getting a GDI girl pregnant so that she drops out and there is one less GDI at the school. TFM.
-Florida

Some people might consider this counterproductive.

Legally changing my name from Matthew to Fratthew. TFM.
-Anonymous

Holy shit you’re gay.

Beer is cheaper than therapy. TFM.
-North Carolina

Do you have that bumper sticker on your 4×4 Toyota Tacoma?

Mortal Kombat. NF. Johnny Cage throwing Goro off of a cliff for crushing his Raybans. TFM.
-Texas

Flawless victory.

The Rapture playing “just the tip” in Joplin, Missouri. TFM.
-Alabama

Banning this sociopath for poor form.

Visiting a Bangkok whorehouse with your 70-year-old Vietnam vet professor on a study abroad trip, and being assured “You can’t get AIDS from a blow job,” while one girl has a death grip on your junk and another is on the main stage smoking a cigarette out of her vagina. TFM.
-Michigan

Did Hangover Part II give you flashbacks?

Working at Abercrombie & Fitch. NF. Working at Abercrombie & Fitch and walking next door on paycheck day to Brooks Brothers. TFM.
-Illinois

Nope. Still NF.

Saying, “Big gulps huh, whelp see ya later!” as my slam piece enjoys the taste of my unborn children. TFM.
-Washington

Using Dumb and Dumber lines for sexual purposes. TFM.

Tony Fuckin’ Montana. The Original TFM.
-Alabama

You fucking cock-a-roach.

Playing XBox Live with a headset on all day. NF. Shitting all over geeds in Call of Duty with the gamer tag “xTotalFratMovex”. TFM.
-Missouri

My gamer tag is x69RUSHPIKE69x.


Human vs zombie playing geeds.


Drunk. TFM.


EPIC FAIL NF


TFM Intern, check out these “frat stars”


Young fratstars spelling out “POLO”. TFM.

Two months of sober practice for this. See how long you can watch it:

    2. s alonzo fratson

      For the above-mentioned video, that’s a minute and a half of my life I’ll never get back. And that’s a cute coca-cola in that coozie NF. Man up and put a beer in that coozie. TFM

      14 years ago at 6:33 pm
    3. Sperrys Frattin Hard

      That video is painful, who watches themselves doing this and thinks “Yeah, this looks good…I’ll put it on the internet”

      14 years ago at 10:44 pm
    4. bestofXIbest

      Girl jorts that come to the knee? Eww. PS my cookies are totes better than hers!

      14 years ago at 10:51 pm
    5. billy fratison

      I love that fau pike has been on two weeks in a row. Fucking hate those geeds.

      14 years ago at 2:08 pm
    1. Fratological Studies

      It was just so wrong and so terrible on so many levels. Seriously…..the fuck? Maybe right up there with “Party in the uga” for worst thing that’s ever happened on YouTube.

      14 years ago at 2:42 pm
    2. DeBrotie1856

      I keep finding these idiots all over, but there never seems to be any good Greek life videos. Atomic must monopolize that industry.

      14 years ago at 3:20 pm
    5. whiskeyriver

      The only good video any of them could make would be them finishing off a round of bleach-tinis. I would pay big money to see that.

      14 years ago at 7:49 am
  8. Go rage or go home

    Pike gets made fun of again and it’s hilarious… And it’s not getting old!

    14 years ago at 2:35 pm
    5. ballball

      I feel like most fraternities are different from school to school…pike seems to be the only one that sucks universally. I bet most of their bids get accepted on the last day of rush

      14 years ago at 7:40 pm
    6. Lucas Fratterson

      Fratservative, their SMU chapter is frat. That’s the ONLY one I’ve seen that has their shit in gear.

      14 years ago at 12:55 am
    7. fratitat

      Roanoke chapter is pretty frat despite being at a school worth nothing academic wise

      14 years ago at 2:45 pm
    8. MightBePike

      Pike is fucking boss just about all over. These guys are just looking for pike stuff specifically cause some pikes must have made them look bad at their school.

      14 years ago at 11:43 am
    2. Butch Cassidy

      Oh yeah? “This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time”?

      14 years ago at 3:31 pm
    4. Black and Yellow

      ^This. Clearly, who gives a shit whether or not it is? Its still hilarious and true.

      14 years ago at 7:45 pm
    6. 0leMissFratStar

      GATA there is nothing frat about Georgia Southern, get a life you fucking loser and go to a real school

      14 years ago at 7:17 pm
    2. rooster cogburn

      what do you mean even KA failed this week? KA is a perpetual failure of frattiness

      14 years ago at 3:22 pm
    4. older row

      Yeah what’s your problem cogburn, do you have better things to do than examine each picture carefully and notice the faded KA flag in the bottom of the picture? Only GDIs skim through websites, true fratstars sit around on the computer and bitch about every detail.

      14 years ago at 4:28 pm
    6. costa del bar

      “KA is a perpetual failture of frattiness” Maybe that’s the case at your community college but in the big leagues you are wrong little man.

      14 years ago at 9:47 pm
    7. Brometheus

      Ya sorry your just some perpetually butt hurt Pike who feels like you can find redemption for your terrible fraternity choice by taking a shot at the best.

      14 years ago at 10:02 am