FAIL FRIDAY: Summer of Hate

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Purposely getting a GDI girl pregnant so that she drops out and there is one less GDI at the school. TFM.
-Florida

Some people might consider this counterproductive.

Legally changing my name from Matthew to Fratthew. TFM.
-Anonymous

Holy shit you’re gay.

Beer is cheaper than therapy. TFM.
-North Carolina

Do you have that bumper sticker on your 4×4 Toyota Tacoma?

Mortal Kombat. NF. Johnny Cage throwing Goro off of a cliff for crushing his Raybans. TFM.
-Texas

Flawless victory.

The Rapture playing “just the tip” in Joplin, Missouri. TFM.
-Alabama

Banning this sociopath for poor form.

Visiting a Bangkok whorehouse with your 70-year-old Vietnam vet professor on a study abroad trip, and being assured “You can’t get AIDS from a blow job,” while one girl has a death grip on your junk and another is on the main stage smoking a cigarette out of her vagina. TFM.
-Michigan

Did Hangover Part II give you flashbacks?

Working at Abercrombie & Fitch. NF. Working at Abercrombie & Fitch and walking next door on paycheck day to Brooks Brothers. TFM.
-Illinois

Nope. Still NF.

Saying, “Big gulps huh, whelp see ya later!” as my slam piece enjoys the taste of my unborn children. TFM.
-Washington

Using Dumb and Dumber lines for sexual purposes. TFM.

Tony Fuckin’ Montana. The Original TFM.
-Alabama

You fucking cock-a-roach.

Playing XBox Live with a headset on all day. NF. Shitting all over geeds in Call of Duty with the gamer tag “xTotalFratMovex”. TFM.
-Missouri

My gamer tag is x69RUSHPIKE69x.


Human vs zombie playing geeds.


Drunk. TFM.


EPIC FAIL NF


TFM Intern, check out these “frat stars”


Young fratstars spelling out “POLO”. TFM.

Two months of sober practice for this. See how long you can watch it:

  1. Kappa 1852

    I have to stop watching these videos on the fail fridays. They’re ruining my weekend before it even starts.

    14 years ago at 2:43 pm
  2. BroMiss

    Sweet Jesus, some people will just never, ever get it. Poor Pikes don’t even know that there is something to get. No pun intended of course. OK, you caught me, pun most definitely intended.

    14 years ago at 2:43 pm
    1. Tennessee Cotton

      As much as I dislike pike, I feel like most of these pictures are from the north and they just don’t know any better.

      14 years ago at 10:10 pm
    2. Sclater House

      ^^^Finally someone pointed that out. As a Pike at a southern chapter you have no idea how sick we are of seeing this shit.

      14 years ago at 12:43 am
    3. Fratyard_Vines

      Regardless of how “southern” it is, the Pike video that was taken down almost immediately after being posted on this column was filmed at FGCU, rather, Florida Gulf Coast.

      14 years ago at 10:45 am
  3. Southern Fratlife

    What kind of fraternity doesn’t do the variety show with a sorority? NF.

    14 years ago at 2:45 pm
    1. KappaAlphaMSU

      im more embarrassed that fucking KA made fail friday, what is the world coming to?

      14 years ago at 2:57 pm
    2. John Quincy Fratams

      Yes. I was referring to “cotton balls” comment, and I must have commented at the same time as John Gorham because I didn’t see it.

      14 years ago at 8:01 pm
    3. Leges

      An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms, like “Pike Fraternity”. If you’re referring to the fact that cotton balls (nice name btw, since cotton balls are the things you buy at a drugstore in a package – worthless pike) thinks it doesn’t suck for him because he’s a pike at a non-shitty chapter, then yes it would apply.

      14 years ago at 12:37 am
    4. John Quincy Fratams

      I was referring to the fact that he said “if you’re a pike at a shitty chapter”, and I was implying it’s an oxymoron because every PIKE chapter is shitty. Should’ve clarified apparently.

      14 years ago at 9:10 pm
  4. AlphaPhratty

    Those boys spelling out polo are only 14, from Texas and are in private school.. How exactly is that a “fail”?

    14 years ago at 2:47 pm
    1. John Quincy Fratams

      How is spelling out Polo a TFM? And they’re in high school, aka GDIs.

      14 years ago at 7:06 pm
    2. runninginthewetgrass

      Hi, I’m Chris Hansen with NBC. Please, have a seat. we need to have a chat

      14 years ago at 3:13 am
    1. Pledge Trainer Smith

      Had to stop when the dude took his pants off. Would’ve gouged my eyeballs out if I went past that.

      14 years ago at 4:19 pm
  5. KappaAlphaMSU

    kappa alpha to make the fail friday?! FUCK that, all in favor to haze tfm intern?

    14 years ago at 2:54 pm
    1. KappaAlphaMSU

      good fucking point. As long as KA isn’t on next weeks fail friday we will be gucci.

      14 years ago at 3:01 pm
    2. Sergeant Frat Arms

      well, it would have been a fail for any other fraternity. I guess we gotta just find out which chapter that is, take them out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call them again

      14 years ago at 3:05 pm
    3. TwoBroThree

      Being a KA myself. I dont know what chapter that is, but they need to get the shit hazed out of them.

      14 years ago at 3:06 pm
    4. BronerJams03

      In KA’s defense, those are some pretty sweet cargo shorts that they’re rocking..

      14 years ago at 3:12 pm
    5. older row

      kaMSU, it’s not TFM’s fault that these geeds got initiated. we all have subpar chapters, get over yourself.

      14 years ago at 6:14 pm
    6. KA born and bred

      Texas A&M commerce is a joke, 11 KA chapters in Texas and this maybe the smallest chapter.

      14 years ago at 6:16 pm
    7. Chevy Silverabro

      “As long as KA isn’t on next weeks fail friday we will be gucci.”

      Are you fucking kidding? Will be gucci? This comment alone is Fail Friday worthy.

      14 years ago at 9:35 pm
    8. Ilikeshortshorts

      Thank you, Chevy. Didn’t know if anyone was going to comment on that. Nice lingo, KA.

      14 years ago at 11:17 pm
    9. The_Only_Order

      ka born and bred if your a chapter in texas we probably initiated your stupid chapter at least once or twice so who is the real disappointment?

      14 years ago at 7:37 pm
    10. Bid

      At least we know they had to dig hard to pull that one out. Probably could have easily found something better, but hey, if you can’t laugh at your own chapters then you’re trying too hard.

      14 years ago at 6:04 pm
    11. General 1865

      Hey tfm intern do us all a favor get a loaded gun put it in your mouth and unload on yourself. And to all u texas tech ka’s our whoever is talking shit about gamma upsilon do the samething. This was to make fun of sigma chi cause they live for this dumb ass of a website.its bad enough pike put pie infront of my KA but to have worthless fucks sit on a computer all day, cause no one in their chapter likes them, and talk shit about the order is bull shit.

      14 years ago at 9:06 pm
    1. Wilco Frat

      Most Jewish people are FaF. There are some who are awful, but most of them are business savvy and rich as fuck.

      14 years ago at 3:47 pm