FAIL FRIDAY: Summer of Hate
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Purposely getting a GDI girl pregnant so that she drops out and there is one less GDI at the school. TFM.
-Florida
Some people might consider this counterproductive.
Legally changing my name from Matthew to Fratthew. TFM.
-Anonymous
Holy shit you’re gay.
Beer is cheaper than therapy. TFM.
-North Carolina
Do you have that bumper sticker on your 4×4 Toyota Tacoma?
Mortal Kombat. NF. Johnny Cage throwing Goro off of a cliff for crushing his Raybans. TFM.
-Texas
Flawless victory.
The Rapture playing “just the tip” in Joplin, Missouri. TFM.
-Alabama
Banning this sociopath for poor form.
Visiting a Bangkok whorehouse with your 70-year-old Vietnam vet professor on a study abroad trip, and being assured “You can’t get AIDS from a blow job,” while one girl has a death grip on your junk and another is on the main stage smoking a cigarette out of her vagina. TFM.
-Michigan
Did Hangover Part II give you flashbacks?
Working at Abercrombie & Fitch. NF. Working at Abercrombie & Fitch and walking next door on paycheck day to Brooks Brothers. TFM.
-Illinois
Nope. Still NF.
Saying, “Big gulps huh, whelp see ya later!” as my slam piece enjoys the taste of my unborn children. TFM.
-Washington
Using Dumb and Dumber lines for sexual purposes. TFM.
Tony Fuckin’ Montana. The Original TFM.
-Alabama
You fucking cock-a-roach.
Playing XBox Live with a headset on all day. NF. Shitting all over geeds in Call of Duty with the gamer tag “xTotalFratMovex”. TFM.
-Missouri
My gamer tag is x69RUSHPIKE69x.
Human vs zombie playing geeds.
Drunk. TFM.
EPIC FAIL NF
TFM Intern, check out these “frat stars”
Young fratstars spelling out “POLO”. TFM.
Two months of sober practice for this. See how long you can watch it:
Alabama talking shit on Joplin, MO? Fucking geed.
14 years ago at 2:43 pmhow do you talk a shit?
14 years ago at 7:22 amI have to stop watching these videos on the fail fridays. They’re ruining my weekend before it even starts.
14 years ago at 2:43 pmWait wait wait. Your weekend starts on Friday?
14 years ago at 6:23 pmI’m sure yours starts on Monday. FaF.
14 years ago at 8:42 pmSweet Jesus, some people will just never, ever get it. Poor Pikes don’t even know that there is something to get. No pun intended of course. OK, you caught me, pun most definitely intended.
14 years ago at 2:43 pmAs much as I dislike pike, I feel like most of these pictures are from the north and they just don’t know any better.
14 years ago at 10:10 pm^^^Finally someone pointed that out. As a Pike at a southern chapter you have no idea how sick we are of seeing this shit.
14 years ago at 12:43 am^ second
14 years ago at 9:58 amRegardless of how “southern” it is, the Pike video that was taken down almost immediately after being posted on this column was filmed at FGCU, rather, Florida Gulf Coast.
14 years ago at 10:45 amThe second picture is pike at Florida Atlantic
14 years ago at 2:14 pmI would hesitate to call Florida “southern”.
14 years ago at 6:20 pmFlorida, 3rd to secede.
14 years ago at 7:40 amFlorida is just a lost northern state
14 years ago at 8:43 amWhat kind of fraternity doesn’t do the variety show with a sorority? NF.
14 years ago at 2:45 pmGod it must fucking suck to be a Pike.
14 years ago at 2:45 pmim more embarrassed that fucking KA made fail friday, what is the world coming to?
14 years ago at 2:57 pmOnly if your a pike at a shitty chapter
14 years ago at 4:49 pmall PIKE chapters are shitty chapters
14 years ago at 7:02 pmThat’s an oxymoron.
14 years ago at 7:04 pm^ do you even know what an oxymoron is you retard?
14 years ago at 7:48 pmYes. I was referring to “cotton balls” comment, and I must have commented at the same time as John Gorham because I didn’t see it.
14 years ago at 8:01 pmAn oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms, like “Pike Fraternity”. If you’re referring to the fact that cotton balls (nice name btw, since cotton balls are the things you buy at a drugstore in a package – worthless pike) thinks it doesn’t suck for him because he’s a pike at a non-shitty chapter, then yes it would apply.
14 years ago at 12:37 amI was referring to the fact that he said “if you’re a pike at a shitty chapter”, and I was implying it’s an oxymoron because every PIKE chapter is shitty. Should’ve clarified apparently.
14 years ago at 9:10 pmThose boys spelling out polo are only 14, from Texas and are in private school.. How exactly is that a “fail”?
14 years ago at 2:47 pmYou sure no a lot about 14 yr old boys.
14 years ago at 2:59 pmknow
14 years ago at 3:00 pmyou know way to much about these “14” year old kids.
14 years ago at 3:04 pmI didn’t know Michael Jackson had a TFM account
14 years ago at 3:09 pm^Actually laughed out loud. Well done.
14 years ago at 4:08 pmHaha its my little brother and his friends. Hence the reason I know.
14 years ago at 4:16 pmHow is spelling out Polo a TFM? And they’re in high school, aka GDIs.
14 years ago at 7:06 pm^ Really now? I didn’t notice. Thanks for the enlightening comment.
14 years ago at 7:48 pmHi, I’m Chris Hansen with NBC. Please, have a seat. we need to have a chat
14 years ago at 3:13 am^ yes
14 years ago at 9:48 am^^well done sir
14 years ago at 9:50 amIt’s a fail because of the undershirts, high-tops and socks with loafers.
14 years ago at 12:53 pmWhen I saw the “fratstars” spelling out POLO I punched my computer.
14 years ago at 12:12 pmcouldn’t make it past 1:20 of the video
14 years ago at 2:49 pmAgreed
14 years ago at 3:21 pmHad to stop when the dude took his pants off. Would’ve gouged my eyeballs out if I went past that.
14 years ago at 4:19 pmkappa alpha to make the fail friday?! FUCK that, all in favor to haze tfm intern?
14 years ago at 2:54 pmSince when is wearing cargo shorts a TFM?
14 years ago at 2:58 pmgood fucking point. As long as KA isn’t on next weeks fail friday we will be gucci.
14 years ago at 3:01 pmWe all have less than ideal chapters. It happens.
14 years ago at 3:04 pmwell, it would have been a fail for any other fraternity. I guess we gotta just find out which chapter that is, take them out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call them again
14 years ago at 3:05 pmJust shut up.
14 years ago at 3:05 pmBeing a KA myself. I dont know what chapter that is, but they need to get the shit hazed out of them.
14 years ago at 3:06 pmIn KA’s defense, those are some pretty sweet cargo shorts that they’re rocking..
14 years ago at 3:12 pmThis may help. Gamma Upsilon?
14 years ago at 5:57 pmkaMSU, it’s not TFM’s fault that these geeds got initiated. we all have subpar chapters, get over yourself.
14 years ago at 6:14 pmTexas A&M commerce is a joke, 11 KA chapters in Texas and this maybe the smallest chapter.
14 years ago at 6:16 pmIs
14 years ago at 6:17 pm“As long as KA isn’t on next weeks fail friday we will be gucci.”
Are you fucking kidding? Will be gucci? This comment alone is Fail Friday worthy.
14 years ago at 9:35 pmThank you, Chevy. Didn’t know if anyone was going to comment on that. Nice lingo, KA.
14 years ago at 11:17 pmgucci… You are fired
14 years ago at 11:27 pmWhat Chevy said.
14 years ago at 9:17 amNot intern’s fault that chapter is filled with cargo shorts and douchebags.
14 years ago at 10:14 amka born and bred if your a chapter in texas we probably initiated your stupid chapter at least once or twice so who is the real disappointment?
14 years ago at 7:37 pmsorry not disappointment i meant joke……….. oh wait same thing
14 years ago at 10:38 pm^ yup lol
14 years ago at 1:18 amAnd the gay KA lingo continues…
14 years ago at 3:51 pmAt least we know they had to dig hard to pull that one out. Probably could have easily found something better, but hey, if you can’t laugh at your own chapters then you’re trying too hard.
14 years ago at 6:04 pmHey tfm intern do us all a favor get a loaded gun put it in your mouth and unload on yourself. And to all u texas tech ka’s our whoever is talking shit about gamma upsilon do the samething. This was to make fun of sigma chi cause they live for this dumb ass of a website.its bad enough pike put pie infront of my KA but to have worthless fucks sit on a computer all day, cause no one in their chapter likes them, and talk shit about the order is bull shit.
14 years ago at 9:06 pmJust the worst.
14 years ago at 2:54 pmIn regards to the video… not bad for a couple of Jews –
14 years ago at 2:59 pmantisemitism = NF
14 years ago at 3:53 pmshuttup frattyshack13 take a damn joke
14 years ago at 4:16 pmantisemitism – TFM
14 years ago at 4:43 pm^amen to that
14 years ago at 5:08 pmOur one Jewish brother handles slush very well
14 years ago at 6:24 pmMost Jewish people are FaF. There are some who are awful, but most of them are business savvy and rich as fuck.
14 years ago at 3:47 pm