FAIL FRIDAY: Summer of Hate
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Purposely getting a GDI girl pregnant so that she drops out and there is one less GDI at the school. TFM.
-Florida
Some people might consider this counterproductive.
Legally changing my name from Matthew to Fratthew. TFM.
-Anonymous
Holy shit you’re gay.
Beer is cheaper than therapy. TFM.
-North Carolina
Do you have that bumper sticker on your 4×4 Toyota Tacoma?
Mortal Kombat. NF. Johnny Cage throwing Goro off of a cliff for crushing his Raybans. TFM.
-Texas
Flawless victory.
The Rapture playing “just the tip” in Joplin, Missouri. TFM.
-Alabama
Banning this sociopath for poor form.
Visiting a Bangkok whorehouse with your 70-year-old Vietnam vet professor on a study abroad trip, and being assured “You can’t get AIDS from a blow job,” while one girl has a death grip on your junk and another is on the main stage smoking a cigarette out of her vagina. TFM.
-Michigan
Did Hangover Part II give you flashbacks?
Working at Abercrombie & Fitch. NF. Working at Abercrombie & Fitch and walking next door on paycheck day to Brooks Brothers. TFM.
-Illinois
Nope. Still NF.
Saying, “Big gulps huh, whelp see ya later!” as my slam piece enjoys the taste of my unborn children. TFM.
-Washington
Using Dumb and Dumber lines for sexual purposes. TFM.
Tony Fuckin’ Montana. The Original TFM.
-Alabama
You fucking cock-a-roach.
Playing XBox Live with a headset on all day. NF. Shitting all over geeds in Call of Duty with the gamer tag “xTotalFratMovex”. TFM.
-Missouri
My gamer tag is x69RUSHPIKE69x.
Human vs zombie playing geeds.
Drunk. TFM.
EPIC FAIL NF
TFM Intern, check out these “frat stars”
Young fratstars spelling out “POLO”. TFM.
Two months of sober practice for this. See how long you can watch it:
I’m seeing a lot of cargo-shorts in that “Fratstars” picture and someone is wearing a WHITE belt. Back when the frat was real there would have been a brick in every pocket. Are we sure that those douche-bags with ties on their heads are even in a fraternity? I find it comically obvious which fraternities reside north of the Mason-Dixon. I honestly don’t even have the words for Pike or the Asian above. And isn’t AEPi the Jewish fraternity?
14 years ago at 2:59 pmI agree with everything else you said, but five of the text submissions are from Southern states that should know better, six if you want to count Florida. GDIs failed all across the nation this week.
14 years ago at 3:37 pmWe still put bricks in everypocket. Frat is still real where I come from. Dont know about you. After that, pledges burn their cargo short and learn the lesson.
14 years ago at 5:32 pmHats go on your head not your ties. Pike NF.
14 years ago at 2:59 pmthanks for the advice i wasnt sure
14 years ago at 3:27 pm^this.
14 years ago at 7:51 pmAlso, that formal attire is embarrassing.
14 years ago at 3:01 pmI wouldn’t call it formal. Looks like a couple of guys with GEDs trying to get a job through a temp agency.
14 years ago at 3:07 pmOh nice, two at a time haha some of these are priceless though. Keep ’em coming!
14 years ago at 3:01 pmPike is so lame
14 years ago at 3:05 pmComing from this guy ^, thats a huge insult
14 years ago at 9:20 amThank you for the laugh, sir
14 years ago at 9:51 amI hope everyone in that video dies a fiery death.
14 years ago at 3:05 pmNice one GOLDSMITH.
14 years ago at 3:07 pm^this
14 years ago at 10:25 pmHow unfortunate.
14 years ago at 3:11 pmPhi Sigma Pi, isn’t that an honor society? Cause that would explain the Asian. NF
14 years ago at 3:15 pmthe ones who spell out polo look like the von trapp family singers. escaping the nazis tfm
14 years ago at 3:16 pmha
14 years ago at 3:17 amthats the jewish fraternity. being great lawyers and accountants does not equate to top-notch fratting and that right there is exhibit A
14 years ago at 3:25 pm