FAIL FRIDAY: Summer of Hate
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Purposely getting a GDI girl pregnant so that she drops out and there is one less GDI at the school. TFM.
-Florida
Some people might consider this counterproductive.
Legally changing my name from Matthew to Fratthew. TFM.
-Anonymous
Holy shit you’re gay.
Beer is cheaper than therapy. TFM.
-North Carolina
Do you have that bumper sticker on your 4×4 Toyota Tacoma?
Mortal Kombat. NF. Johnny Cage throwing Goro off of a cliff for crushing his Raybans. TFM.
-Texas
Flawless victory.
The Rapture playing “just the tip” in Joplin, Missouri. TFM.
-Alabama
Banning this sociopath for poor form.
Visiting a Bangkok whorehouse with your 70-year-old Vietnam vet professor on a study abroad trip, and being assured “You can’t get AIDS from a blow job,” while one girl has a death grip on your junk and another is on the main stage smoking a cigarette out of her vagina. TFM.
-Michigan
Did Hangover Part II give you flashbacks?
Working at Abercrombie & Fitch. NF. Working at Abercrombie & Fitch and walking next door on paycheck day to Brooks Brothers. TFM.
-Illinois
Nope. Still NF.
Saying, “Big gulps huh, whelp see ya later!” as my slam piece enjoys the taste of my unborn children. TFM.
-Washington
Using Dumb and Dumber lines for sexual purposes. TFM.
Tony Fuckin’ Montana. The Original TFM.
-Alabama
You fucking cock-a-roach.
Playing XBox Live with a headset on all day. NF. Shitting all over geeds in Call of Duty with the gamer tag “xTotalFratMovex”. TFM.
-Missouri
My gamer tag is x69RUSHPIKE69x.
Human vs zombie playing geeds.
Drunk. TFM.
EPIC FAIL NF
TFM Intern, check out these “frat stars”
Young fratstars spelling out “POLO”. TFM.
Two months of sober practice for this. See how long you can watch it:
That video made me die a little inside….tfm is not a place for high school musical
14 years ago at 3:33 pmwon talent show first place tftc
14 years ago at 11:58 pm^ And not Greek Week. FaF?
14 years ago at 2:46 pmThe keep it in a satchel around their neck, along with the false satchel.
14 years ago at 3:43 pmI love how this website shits all over pike
14 years ago at 3:52 pmPike was covered in shit to begin with
14 years ago at 10:26 pm^second
14 years ago at 11:29 pmI only got through 30 seconds of that video, I never knew you could make Bruce Wayne look like such a geed. And Pike, I dont know what to say anymore..
14 years ago at 4:00 pmFUCK PIKES!!
14 years ago at 4:06 pmCome on KA! Y’all better lock it up or I won’t be baking anything for quite some time.
14 years ago at 4:11 pmHa GSU Pikes. NF.
14 years ago at 4:12 pmIsn’t that picture taken in their house too? Rough.
14 years ago at 5:33 pmDamn. KA on fail friday. I hope all of the guys that are always on here talking about how they have no shitty chapters see that picture.
14 years ago at 4:20 pmKa sucks dick at Nc state and Unc
14 years ago at 5:11 pmadd OU to the list too
14 years ago at 8:04 pmVT KA is also a joke
14 years ago at 7:53 amDiversity picture… Frat?
14 years ago at 4:36 pmhonestly these dont even get me mad anymore
14 years ago at 4:38 pmhate is just another form of jealousy bitches
Proud to be a pike
phi phi brother
brothers*
14 years ago at 4:39 pmEverybody has shitty chapters, ours just love to take pictures. I’d love it if they would realize that the standard for partying is not a jersey shore episode…. time to grow up kids.
14 years ago at 4:57 pmYeah, we’re so jealous of all of the guido chapters you guys have.
14 years ago at 5:00 pmilliteracy. NF
14 years ago at 5:05 pmfratmonster78 phi phi brother
14 years ago at 5:08 pmSure everyone has shitty chapters, it just so happens that all Pike chapters are shitty.
14 years ago at 7:30 pmPikes blow at every campus in their own way and just so happens that most of their chapters are quido trash, as we see every week. The only reason their are a lot of pike chapters is because their shity headquarters will put a chapter at any campus.-no integrity. NF. Proud to be a Sig.
14 years ago at 8:00 pmProud to be a pike, not proud of our smaller chapter’s recruiting.
14 years ago at 10:17 pmPhi Phi fratmonster
All Pike chapters are shit
14 years ago at 10:27 pmsigs are infamous for being huge **** at my campus
14 years ago at 11:55 pmone of their new initiates came up to me at the bar and was like “yeah pledging…i’ve never been naked so much in my life”
phi phi brothers. Personally, I pay no mind to the geeds that have the time to argue on the internet about us.
14 years ago at 12:51 amSclater…you just insulted yourself.
14 years ago at 7:55 amYea fratmonster, they probably were naked a lot during pledgship, slamming all the girls your chapter wish they could get with. Sorry for partying, oh and for being the biggest fraternity in the nation. Pike is shit.
14 years ago at 1:38 pmMagister 1855, do they even teach English at whatever-the-fuck school you attend? I’m guessing you slid through the cracks and now you’re dragging down the frat’s GPA.
14 years ago at 2:00 pm