FAIL FRIDAY: Summer of Hate
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Purposely getting a GDI girl pregnant so that she drops out and there is one less GDI at the school. TFM.
-Florida
Some people might consider this counterproductive.
Legally changing my name from Matthew to Fratthew. TFM.
-Anonymous
Holy shit you’re gay.
Beer is cheaper than therapy. TFM.
-North Carolina
Do you have that bumper sticker on your 4×4 Toyota Tacoma?
Mortal Kombat. NF. Johnny Cage throwing Goro off of a cliff for crushing his Raybans. TFM.
-Texas
Flawless victory.
The Rapture playing “just the tip” in Joplin, Missouri. TFM.
-Alabama
Banning this sociopath for poor form.
Visiting a Bangkok whorehouse with your 70-year-old Vietnam vet professor on a study abroad trip, and being assured “You can’t get AIDS from a blow job,” while one girl has a death grip on your junk and another is on the main stage smoking a cigarette out of her vagina. TFM.
-Michigan
Did Hangover Part II give you flashbacks?
Working at Abercrombie & Fitch. NF. Working at Abercrombie & Fitch and walking next door on paycheck day to Brooks Brothers. TFM.
-Illinois
Nope. Still NF.
Saying, “Big gulps huh, whelp see ya later!” as my slam piece enjoys the taste of my unborn children. TFM.
-Washington
Using Dumb and Dumber lines for sexual purposes. TFM.
Tony Fuckin’ Montana. The Original TFM.
-Alabama
You fucking cock-a-roach.
Playing XBox Live with a headset on all day. NF. Shitting all over geeds in Call of Duty with the gamer tag “xTotalFratMovex”. TFM.
-Missouri
My gamer tag is x69RUSHPIKE69x.
Human vs zombie playing geeds.
Drunk. TFM.
EPIC FAIL NF
TFM Intern, check out these “frat stars”
Young fratstars spelling out “POLO”. TFM.
Two months of sober practice for this. See how long you can watch it:
Sorry a Pike fucked your slam, TFM pledge. If you ever have had a slam….
14 years ago at 4:57 pmHaha yea right, I doubt the TFM pledge is slamming dudes.
14 years ago at 5:12 pm^this
14 years ago at 8:05 pmI’m so fucking tired of hearing “sorry a pike fucked your girlfriend”. If you’re a pike from apparently the only “fratty chapter” in the nation then please, post a picture. It will give us more to laugh at when it ends up on fail Friday next week.
14 years ago at 9:07 pmyou mean “sorry a Pike dateraped your slam”
14 years ago at 3:22 am^this
14 years ago at 12:17 pmPhi Sigma Pi…further proof why honors fraternities aren’t “fratty”
14 years ago at 5:04 pmThey are doing a Katy Perry song…
14 years ago at 5:07 pm1st TFM seems pretty frat to me
14 years ago at 5:17 pmWhy were people cheering?
14 years ago at 6:23 pmProps to the “Jews” for actually winning talent show.
14 years ago at 6:26 pmfuck yea aepi first place bitches
14 years ago at 11:59 pmshorts past one’s knees. NF. socks with sperrys. really NF. what the fuck were they thinking when they took that picture?
14 years ago at 6:29 pmFail Friday: making me feel frattier and frattier, one week at a time.
14 years ago at 6:32 pm1 girl in a room full of guys at that Pike party….
14 years ago at 6:43 pmWell we all know who got raped that night. Oh wait too soon?
14 years ago at 12:14 amNice Colonel
14 years ago at 3:23 amIf only we could replace the holocausts Jews with these Jews, then everything would be right with the world.
14 years ago at 7:57 pmToo soon.
14 years ago at 10:27 pmwell us jews won first place so stfu
14 years ago at 12:00 amIf acting like a retarded geed wins you first place, then I’d rather not participate in that competition. Go enjoy some matzo balls and balance sheets in between your world of warcraft missions.
14 years ago at 5:08 amstfu? they let females into AEPi?
14 years ago at 8:27 am