FAIL FRIDAY: Summer of Hate
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Purposely getting a GDI girl pregnant so that she drops out and there is one less GDI at the school. TFM.
-Florida

Some people might consider this counterproductive.

Legally changing my name from Matthew to Fratthew. TFM.
-Anonymous

Holy shit you’re gay.

Beer is cheaper than therapy. TFM.
-North Carolina

Do you have that bumper sticker on your 4×4 Toyota Tacoma?

Mortal Kombat. NF. Johnny Cage throwing Goro off of a cliff for crushing his Raybans. TFM.
-Texas

Flawless victory.

The Rapture playing “just the tip” in Joplin, Missouri. TFM.
-Alabama

Banning this sociopath for poor form.

Visiting a Bangkok whorehouse with your 70-year-old Vietnam vet professor on a study abroad trip, and being assured “You can’t get AIDS from a blow job,” while one girl has a death grip on your junk and another is on the main stage smoking a cigarette out of her vagina. TFM.
-Michigan

Did Hangover Part II give you flashbacks?

Working at Abercrombie & Fitch. NF. Working at Abercrombie & Fitch and walking next door on paycheck day to Brooks Brothers. TFM.
-Illinois

Nope. Still NF.

Saying, “Big gulps huh, whelp see ya later!” as my slam piece enjoys the taste of my unborn children. TFM.
-Washington

Using Dumb and Dumber lines for sexual purposes. TFM.

Tony Fuckin’ Montana. The Original TFM.
-Alabama

You fucking cock-a-roach.

Playing XBox Live with a headset on all day. NF. Shitting all over geeds in Call of Duty with the gamer tag “xTotalFratMovex”. TFM.
-Missouri

My gamer tag is x69RUSHPIKE69x.


Human vs zombie playing geeds.


Drunk. TFM.


EPIC FAIL NF


TFM Intern, check out these “frat stars”


Young fratstars spelling out “POLO”. TFM.

Two months of sober practice for this. See how long you can watch it:

    1. Key and Dagger

      The Pike fights, the Jew gets him out of prison, and the Asian manages the money between the two?

      14 years ago at 9:52 pm
  3. Sic Semper FRATannis

    Eh, PIKE on FF again..? I hope in 5 years, my brothers who post these pictures realize the error of their ways. That being said, I’d still happily buy the vast majority of these NF a beer or six.

    PS, my Sig roommate makes sure to let me know my fraternity is on every FF.

    14 years ago at 9:52 pm
  5. Magister 1855

    I work with a pike at a local bar and last week I was giving him shit. I made him aware that his shitty fraternity was on fail friday for like the 3rd week in a row. He replied “what’s fail friday.” Fair enough…I explained and told him its up every friday on TFM. He then replied, “what’s TFM?”. Get the fuck out of here.

    14 years ago at 10:34 pm
    1. PiKA1868

      That’s because not everyone who’s in a fraternity acknowledges this website or checks it as religiously as a sad amount of you do.

      Put Pike on here once a week, awesome, but if you measure the caliber of your own fraternity life by the standards of a website then you’re no better than the geed who prays to see his post make it on FML.com.

      Pixels and photoshops aside, see y’all in the next FF, I guess.

      14 years ago at 11:46 pm
    2. chuggster frattison

      ^phi phi. I would love to see somebody make a fool out of themselves by responding to this.

      14 years ago at 10:43 am
    3. Sclater House

      My thoughts exactly, PiKA1868. It’s a website. I feel as if a true fraternity man wouldn’t have the desire to get on here and argue with anonymous posters about how “frat” their chapter is. Arguing over the internet to make yourself feel superior is definitely “NF”.
      phi phi brothers

      14 years ago at 11:55 am
    5. chuggster frattison

      ^That was the worst comeback I’ve ever heard. Try harder next time geed.

      14 years ago at 2:15 am
  10. Fratstrodamus

    A word of advice to to Pikes from another Pike.  Get off this site.  Seriously.  Don’t bother replying to “TFM Pledge.”  Think about it, you are actually concerned about a BLOGGER (excuse me, BLOGGER INTERN)  with a personal vendetta against you thinks.  I don’t care what you are writing about, being a blogger is one step below playing World of Warcraft.  Personally, I am a newly minted lawyer, and I won’t let some blogger tell me what to think about my fraternity because he found some embarrassing pictures from one of our chapters in SE New Jersey State.   If the omnipotent TFM operators wish to turn this site into a Pike, Lambda Chi, FIJI, Kappa Sig, or any other fraternity bashing site, leave it.  All that will be left are a couple of Sigma Chis pissing on each other screaming about who has taken the biggest chaw.  Meanwhile, I will be busy making retarded amounts of money.  You tell me which one is frattier.  Oh, and don’t bother commenting positively or negatively, because I couldn’t give a flying fuck either way. 

    14 years ago at 12:19 am
    1. That guy

      Fratstrodamus, you realize this is based solely off of submissions right? And “word of advice to to Pikes from another Pike.”..? Seriously? I hope that when you make “retarded amounts of money” it doesn’t require you to type.

      14 years ago at 1:27 am
    2. Fratstrodamus

      And it couldn’t possibly be some other dickmunch submitting those photos, right? Like if I submitted this one:

      http://tinyurl.com/3qpvyww

      Also, good catch on the typo! It looks like you’ve got a bright future as a comment thread editor. They pay people money for that, right? Here, work on this one and get back to me:

      “They don’t even know what their talking about.”

      And, for good measure, I will not be required to type, as my secretary will do that for me.

      14 years ago at 8:12 am
    3. FratwallJackson

      You said you “don’t give a flying fuck” about replies to your post, yet you still reply…?

      oh, and I remember when I got on TFM and bragged about facts like my salary and position that couldn’t be confirmed. FaF.

      It’s all good though, see I’m actually the CEO of Microsoft.

      14 years ago at 9:23 am
    5. Czar Nobama

      You realize that shitty lawyers from bad law schools like your pike ass actually don’t make a lot of money. Get back to your lower level small firm bitch work for 60K a year.

      14 years ago at 10:13 am
    6. Fratstrodamus

      Looks like I stayed around a minute too long. It’s starting to get personal. Point is, I’m done with this site. The rest of you have fun here on Juicy Campus II.

      14 years ago at 10:35 am
  11. Sclater House

    Fail Friday used to be funny. Now it’s a place for 20 year old fraternity men to gossip and talk shit about each other over the internet like a bunch of 13 year old girls on myspace. Damn shame.

    14 years ago at 12:58 am