FAIL FRIDAY: Summer of Hate
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Purposely getting a GDI girl pregnant so that she drops out and there is one less GDI at the school. TFM.
-Florida

Some people might consider this counterproductive.

Legally changing my name from Matthew to Fratthew. TFM.
-Anonymous

Holy shit you’re gay.

Beer is cheaper than therapy. TFM.
-North Carolina

Do you have that bumper sticker on your 4×4 Toyota Tacoma?

Mortal Kombat. NF. Johnny Cage throwing Goro off of a cliff for crushing his Raybans. TFM.
-Texas

Flawless victory.

The Rapture playing “just the tip” in Joplin, Missouri. TFM.
-Alabama

Banning this sociopath for poor form.

Visiting a Bangkok whorehouse with your 70-year-old Vietnam vet professor on a study abroad trip, and being assured “You can’t get AIDS from a blow job,” while one girl has a death grip on your junk and another is on the main stage smoking a cigarette out of her vagina. TFM.
-Michigan

Did Hangover Part II give you flashbacks?

Working at Abercrombie & Fitch. NF. Working at Abercrombie & Fitch and walking next door on paycheck day to Brooks Brothers. TFM.
-Illinois

Nope. Still NF.

Saying, “Big gulps huh, whelp see ya later!” as my slam piece enjoys the taste of my unborn children. TFM.
-Washington

Using Dumb and Dumber lines for sexual purposes. TFM.

Tony Fuckin’ Montana. The Original TFM.
-Alabama

You fucking cock-a-roach.

Playing XBox Live with a headset on all day. NF. Shitting all over geeds in Call of Duty with the gamer tag “xTotalFratMovex”. TFM.
-Missouri

My gamer tag is x69RUSHPIKE69x.


Human vs zombie playing geeds.


Drunk. TFM.


EPIC FAIL NF


TFM Intern, check out these “frat stars”


Young fratstars spelling out “POLO”. TFM.

Two months of sober practice for this. See how long you can watch it:

  3. FrattinWithClass

    Fat kid legacy. Gay kid legacy. Total tools. Looks like you covered all the bases.

    14 years ago at 10:59 am
  4. Bid

    I think the KA post was staged by geeds. That, or one of our chapters has a strange affinity for cargos and athletic shorts. There had better at least be whiskey in those enormous pockets.

    14 years ago at 6:07 pm
  5. sigep11

    for christ sake and everything that is TFM…dont ever post a pic of yourself toting a nerf gun. show a little goddamn pride in your fraternity.

    14 years ago at 10:38 pm
  6. LiveEverDieFrat

    All those “fratstars” have cargo pants on. Usually with that many cargo pants in one area you are bound to see at least one camo pair. Either way, NF.

    14 years ago at 10:51 pm
  7. the fratness monster

    I took fail Friday to a whole other level. I got that same tattoo as the Asian, tied a tie around my head, shaved my ball fro completely to be like the young frat stars, and played humans vs. zombies while wearing cargo shorts. EPIC

    14 years ago at 7:46 am
  8. crescentnpearls

    The KAs are painted up for Running of the Hill which is a frat tradition at A&M-Commerce. The girls on Rose Court normally do the painting on the pledges and sadly whoever was in charge of this semesters needs a little creative help.

    14 years ago at 9:44 am
  10. jealous

    So I was at Concord mills, NC in Bass Pro Shop checking out some fishing stuff…. ran across this tool and had to take a picture LMAO… PIKE STRIKES AGAIN!
    Oh and note the nike shorts, and he also had nike basket ball shoes and some pretty sweet ass tall socks!! The letters on his chest screamed my girlfriend made this shirt for me.
    http://i56.tinypic.com/aniu4x.jpg

    14 years ago at 8:20 pm