FAIL FRIDAY: Summer Of Sin
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Tying off your ball sack with your sunglass straps before painting her insides with your jelly. TFM.
What a lovely image.
So there I was, about to eat the booty like groceries, when I spread her cheeks and saw a marshland of hairs and Taco Bell residue. Needless to say, I’m transferring schools in the fall. TFM.
You sickos really have a way with words.
After your professor teaches literally any point to the class, just saying out loud, “Fucking nailed it bro! That’s why you’re the teacher.” TFM.
Teacher’s pet try-hard.
When you’re feeling on her thigh, but her sphincter starts to fly, diarrhea. TFM.
Don’t even start. Don’t do it.
When you’re about to cum, and she pulls out her thumb, diarrhea. TFM.
Son of a bitch.
When you’re chillin’ wit’ da frat, then you hear a big ol’ splat, diarrhea. TFM.
I hate you so much.
Having a panic attack if you see someone mismatching brands. A Polo shirt with Brooks Brothers shorts might kill me. TFM.
I hope it does. I hope it kills you.
Hanging your letters on the front of your parents’ house while living there over the summer. TFM.
Everyone in the neighborhood hates you and your entire family.
Helping your bro take a perfect pic of his frock to send to all his slams. TFM. #brotherhood #nofilter
It’s not gay; it’s brotherhood.
Being supportive of your LGBT bros, no matter who they bang (as long as they’re AT LEAST an 8.5 out of 10) TFM.
Forward thinking, yet superficial. An interesting mix.
This is what you kept us waiting for two weeks for. You’re a fucking piece of shit. You know that, right?
9 years ago at 12:15 pmIntern, I don’t want to even try to come up with a remotely creative way to tell you how much I fucking hate you because you aren’t worth the minimal time or effort it would take.
9 years ago at 12:17 pmYou’re still ten submissions, 20 photos, 2 videos and a chaser short, Intern.
9 years ago at 12:18 pmWe demand an extra chaser on top of the chaser you already owe us!
9 years ago at 1:04 pmIts intrest
9 years ago at 2:09 pmInterest*, actually, like what you obviously don’t have in the English language.
9 years ago at 2:54 pmDo less
9 years ago at 4:17 pmnothing gets past this guy
9 years ago at 4:23 pmI think we deserve some sailboat-less tits
9 years ago at 10:34 pmAnd a couple inches
9 years ago at 5:15 pmDont forget the chromosome either
9 years ago at 7:17 pmespecially the chromosome
9 years ago at 10:31 pmIntern, I’m going to take your mom out to a nice dinner and then not call her in the morning. Fuck you
9 years ago at 12:23 pmThis is the biggest TFM letdown since the Frat Romance Novels disappeared. You’re a bastard, Intern.
9 years ago at 12:29 pmWhat the fuck is this shit?
9 years ago at 12:31 pmWhat the fuck is this shit?
9 years ago at 12:40 pmAre you a fucking parrot?
9 years ago at 1:51 pmOn the contrary, the fat guy in boxers and boots is killing that look. Fuck you intern. Post another fail friday.
9 years ago at 12:40 pmI hope everything you love gets taken away from you.
9 years ago at 12:43 pmWhere the fuck is Hannah’s horse? Unbelievable.
9 years ago at 12:44 pmAs I write this – there are approximately 17 comments either calling the intern a complete piece of shit for producing on the lamest Fail Fridays ever OR calling for his immediate despise. TAKE A HINT YOU WASTE OF FLESH and redeem yourself immediately by putting together another Fail Friday …
9 years ago at 12:48 pm