FAIL FRIDAY: Summer Of Sin
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Tying off your ball sack with your sunglass straps before painting her insides with your jelly. TFM.

What a lovely image.

So there I was, about to eat the booty like groceries, when I spread her cheeks and saw a marshland of hairs and Taco Bell residue. Needless to say, I’m transferring schools in the fall. TFM.

You sickos really have a way with words.

After your professor teaches literally any point to the class, just saying out loud, “Fucking nailed it bro! That’s why you’re the teacher.” TFM.

Teacher’s pet try-hard.

When you’re feeling on her thigh, but her sphincter starts to fly, diarrhea. TFM.

Don’t even start. Don’t do it.

When you’re about to cum, and she pulls out her thumb, diarrhea. TFM.

Son of a bitch.

When you’re chillin’ wit’ da frat, then you hear a big ol’ splat, diarrhea. TFM.

I hate you so much.

Having a panic attack if you see someone mismatching brands. A Polo shirt with Brooks Brothers shorts might kill me. TFM.

I hope it does. I hope it kills you.

Hanging your letters on the front of your parents’ house while living there over the summer. TFM.

Everyone in the neighborhood hates you and your entire family.

Helping your bro take a perfect pic of his frock to send to all his slams. TFM. #brotherhood #nofilter

It’s not gay; it’s brotherhood.

Being supportive of your LGBT bros, no matter who they bang (as long as they’re AT LEAST an 8.5 out of 10) TFM.

Forward thinking, yet superficial. An interesting mix.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Youre better than that, fellas.
You’re better than that, fellas.
That's not a good look.
That’s not a good look.
Sleeping wherever you damn well please. TFM.
Sleeping wherever you damn well please. TFM.
Looks like the beach house was a success.
Looks like the beach house was a success.
Watering the plants. TFM.
Watering the plants. TFM.
You alright there, chief?
You alright there, chief?
A sad couple.
A sad couple.
Disgracing the Jordan jersey.
Disgracing the Jordan jersey.
Thats a weird beer pong game.
That’s a weird beer pong game.
#LoveWins
#LoveWins
He did it for America.
He did it for America.
His brothers keeper.
His brother’s keeper.
Jiaper jean diaper).
Jiaper (Jean Diaper).
Good thing hes got that umbrella.
Good thing he’s got that umbrella.
He is way too excited that his boy puked the couch.
He is way too excited that his boy puked the couch.
Thats unfortunate.
That’s unfortunate.
Swallowing each other whole.
Swallowing each other whole.
For the love of God.
For the love of God.
He wields the sword of destiny.
He wields the sword of destiny.

Rap Proposal

Homemade Diving Board Fail

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  3. NY Frock Exchange

    Intern, I understand it now. All of your articles are fail friday worthy. Go fist your gaping vagina with a flaming, barbed wire cactus

    10 years ago at 4:00 pm
    1. piece of shit

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      10 years ago at 4:12 pm
  5. SimplySouthern94

    I waited all week to see how hard the intern was going to get railed for this and I’m not disappointed at all. Fuck you intern.

    10 years ago at 4:23 pm
  6. ANatural

    So out of the 9 articles put up today…3 were posted twice, 4 were videos, 1 was this shit of a fail Friday (which shouldn’t even count since it was fucking awful ), and 1 was IGBOD. Don’t hurt yourselves working so hard.

    10 years ago at 5:06 pm