FAIL FRIDAY: Summertime Sadness

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When a girl at a party is all like “This campus is not handicap accessible at all!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you wheel her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

See ladies? Chivalry is alive and well.

Letting all your friends fuck your MILF of a mom because you’re that much of a fucking bro. TFM.
-Connecticut

If your friends have to fuck your mom to think you’re a bro, then they’re not really your friends at all.

Knowing damn well you didn’t wipe good enough earlier, but still going for the 10 at the bar. TFM.
-Tennessee

That’s the thought process of a totally normal, healthily functioning human being.

You’re bro’s hitting singles cause he’s just there to mingle. Another is in trouble cause he only hit a double. Another bro saw some hot nipples on his way to a triple. While you’re gettin it done hittin a homerun. TFM.
-New York

What is this, a fucking poetry slam? Don’t waste my time with your haikus, kid.

Being a virgin at 25 because you won’t give just any girl the satisfaction of fucking your massive frock. TFM.
-Connecticut

Is was only a matter of time before someone combined “frat” and “cock” to make “frock,” I suppose.

Asserting dominance over my geed roommates by walking around the house naked, with the frat dick fully torqued. TFM.
-Florida

This one’s a frick, that one’s a frock.

Finishing on your own chest instead of hers. TFTC.
-Wisconsin

Do you just like the way it feels, or what? Why are you doing this to yourself?

Rack of Natty. Packed a fatty. Fucked a baddy. Being this frat all the time is hard. Fratwithmeyouknowigotit.
-Louisiana

Sigh.

What, are you a geed or something? I am the man slamming your girlfriend. I drink copious amounts of alcohol throughout the night. Who the hell do you think I am? I am…the Fratman. TFM.
-Wisconsin

Pretty great start to the NFL season last night. That Peyton Manning is a fucking machine.

Being able to relate to the movie “300″ because it’s about a bunch of Greeks walking around shirtless, kicking ass, and having naked bitches dance in the background. TFM.
-Florida

Seriously, 7 touchdowns is just absurd. He put up 60 points in my fantasy league. I’ve never seen that done before.

Bizarro world Jesse Pinkman and Walter White.

You’re never too old to frat the fuck out.

Peace, goober.

Fratting out selfies with Taylor Lautner.

Cheers, you naked fuck.

Run girls! RUN!

These guys would bid Bieber.

Quit sucking on the end of that putter, you horse’s ass.

Right on. Thanks for sharing.

I’ve been slimming down in case this style catches on.