FAIL FRIDAY: Sunglass Tan
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, four photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Showed up to my Aunt Susan’s funeral in a seersucker suit with a 3.2 BAC. At least that’s what they told me in county the next morning. TFM.
–Alabama

This is what Aunt Susan would’ve wanted.

Broad asked me if I wanted sunblock, I told her I only use S-P-Frat. TFM.
–Arizona

I bet she blew you on the spot, you clever meathead.

Just bought a belly putter, still have a six pack. TFM.
–Connecticut

Everyone hates you and your family is ashamed.

Wearing my Peyton Manning jersey for the last time. RIP.
–North Carolina

He’s not dead, and this isn’t a goddamn online journal.

I might wear a medium golf glove, but you can bet your sweet ass I wear Magnum condoms. ThorsecockM.
–Texas

It’s been months since someone pulled a total horsecock move.

Was creep grinding on this bitch’s leg when her boyfriend blindsided me in the face. Bitches love black eyes. #SB2012. TFM.
–Missouri

Creep grinding is frat as fuck.

I call my dick and balls SEAL Team 3, and I send them in to assassinate the puss. TFM.
–New Jersey

Who takes point? Lefty, Righty, or Captain Winkie?

Herpes Pledge has to walk around campus with a can of peas. When asked why he responds with, “Because she gave me her peas.” TFM.
–North Carolina

This warrants a sarcastic slow clap.

I went soft inside of her. She said, “Hahaha TFM.”
–Utah

Great work champ.

Bros, babes, brews, butts, balloons, binging, banging, bronzing, COCAINE. TFM.
–California

Who else thinks there’s heroin in the ballons and still wants to go on Spring Break with this guy?


This is what happens when you commit to the sunglass tan.


“What bro? It’s just for fun. You’re so judgmental.”


Cool back goatee.


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    2. Bronan the Barbarian

      You only get sunburned like that once if you aren’t a dumbass. Most painful experience of my life was my week with sun poisoning in Orlando.

      13 years ago at 2:55 pm
    4. Proper Fratire

      ^ Even though it was pulled, you can still see the initial picture which shows ” ADPi.” It was probably a video for the sorority, rather than a recruitment video.

      13 years ago at 2:47 pm
    5. Bama4Obama

      no i saw it before they deleted it. it was the theta chi’s video. at one point there were three of them shirtless in bed together. i don’t know what school though!

      13 years ago at 3:40 pm
    6. Proper Fratire

      Nah, I meant it was Theta Chi’s video, but for ADPi. The picture showed some sign with “OX <3 ADPi." They probably made the video for the sorority (as opposed to the video being for recruitment).

      13 years ago at 5:52 am
    3. Fiscal Conservative

      That tattoo has 2 guns pointed at his dick and also says “swallow my bullets”

      so there’s that.

      13 years ago at 12:58 pm
    1. So Pro

      It’s only gay if you make it gay. And that “meh” definitely makes you gay. Thanks for making it gay.

      13 years ago at 12:39 am