FAIL FRIDAY: Sunglass Tan
Ten real submissions, four photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Showed up to my Aunt Susan’s funeral in a seersucker suit with a 3.2 BAC. At least that’s what they told me in county the next morning. TFM.
–Alabama
This is what Aunt Susan would’ve wanted.
Broad asked me if I wanted sunblock, I told her I only use S-P-Frat. TFM.
–Arizona
I bet she blew you on the spot, you clever meathead.
Just bought a belly putter, still have a six pack. TFM.
–Connecticut
Everyone hates you and your family is ashamed.
Wearing my Peyton Manning jersey for the last time. RIP.
–North Carolina
He’s not dead, and this isn’t a goddamn online journal.
I might wear a medium golf glove, but you can bet your sweet ass I wear Magnum condoms. ThorsecockM.
–Texas
It’s been months since someone pulled a total horsecock move.
Was creep grinding on this bitch’s leg when her boyfriend blindsided me in the face. Bitches love black eyes. #SB2012. TFM.
–Missouri
Creep grinding is frat as fuck.
I call my dick and balls SEAL Team 3, and I send them in to assassinate the puss. TFM.
–New Jersey
Who takes point? Lefty, Righty, or Captain Winkie?
Herpes Pledge has to walk around campus with a can of peas. When asked why he responds with, “Because she gave me her peas.” TFM.
–North Carolina
This warrants a sarcastic slow clap.
I went soft inside of her. She said, “Hahaha TFM.”
–Utah
Great work champ.
Bros, babes, brews, butts, balloons, binging, banging, bronzing, COCAINE. TFM.
–California
Who else thinks there’s heroin in the ballons and still wants to go on Spring Break with this guy?
This is what happens when you commit to the sunglass tan.
“What bro? It’s just for fun. You’re so judgmental.”
Cool back goatee.
I can’t pick something to comment on.
Tatoos are FaF
Fuck you GDIs
13 years ago at 5:46 pmalso Ive fucked chicks twice as hot as kate upton
this website is bullshit
13 years ago at 5:49 pmPlease share your infinite pussy pounding knowledge, master of the vag.
13 years ago at 11:45 pmdouchebagasshole, you have not fucked any bitches hotter than Kate Upton, nor will you ever, because tattoos are the epitome of middle to lower class. Enjoy your life of mediocrity, with the mediocre girls you are limited to hooking up with.
13 years ago at 10:31 pmyou might want to look at his name before you throw a hissy fit.
13 years ago at 2:12 pmDON’T FEED THE TROLL
13 years ago at 4:49 pmWell, it’s not the worst video to make it on fail friday. I think we can agree on that.
13 years ago at 9:01 pmGuy with a 3.2 BAC.
13 years ago at 9:28 pmBid.
it’s impossible to blow a 3.2 BAC….
13 years ago at 11:29 pm^ Nothing is impossible with imagination, friend.
13 years ago at 11:58 pmWhen you call on Jesus, all things are possible.
13 years ago at 12:43 am^ TNicoleCMullenM
13 years ago at 12:49 amHaving a blood alcohol content of 320%, FaF.
13 years ago at 1:14 pmSo were his sunglasses covering his forehead too?
13 years ago at 9:41 pmThorsecockM . . . Nothing like sending a slam to the hospital for vaginal tearing.
13 years ago at 9:57 pmThe Herpes one was actually pretty funny.
13 years ago at 11:52 pmI’d pull a ThorsecockM on Kate Upton by peeing like a race horse in her butt.
13 years ago at 1:04 amKate Upton, I’m in lust.
13 years ago at 2:44 pmI would give the girl in the green zebra print and the one in the brown zebra print some sweet lovin’
13 years ago at 9:35 pmTo that worthless sack of shit from New Jersey- just remember that the only reason you wake up every day in a free country is because of the men whose unit you just used as a code name for your penis. Have some fucking respect, or feel free to A) actually, seriously drink a bottle of bleach, or B) go up to a SEAL and tell him about your cute name for your dick… your chances of surviving either scenario are similar.
13 years ago at 9:43 pm