FAIL FRIDAY: Sun’s Out, Buns Out
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
First off, I’m a Christian. Second, it would be a sin not use this big ass wang. TFM.
-Anonymous
Thou shalt not fail to swang that big ass wang, thus saith the Lord.
Telling a slam her G-spot is harder to find than a Malaysian airplane. TFM.
-Anonymous
Too soon, bro. Too soon.
Mom called me crying, asking if she did something wrong raising me after viewing my Google search history. My top searches were: femdom, clothed handjobs, Stamos biography, squirt compilations, average frock sizes and Sammy Sosa autographs. TFM.
-Anonymous
I also like to read a little John Stamos bio after jerkin’ it to clothed handjob porn. We are like brothers!
So the bros call me “Ring Worm” because I went 3 semesters without washing my sheets. I still get a$$. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a disgusting urchin.
Only masturbating to porn that was filmed between 1990-2004 because that’s the sweet spot where it’s pretty much guaranteed I won’t accidentally see my mom or my sister in a video. TFM.
-Anonymous
Sounds like a really classy family you’ve got there.
Sending exclusively butthole Snapchat pics. TFM.
-Anonymous
Snap me @TFMintern.
Making the special needs kid carry your books. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s not very nice.
The friendship bracelet that her friend made you getting soaked in vaginal fluid. TFM.
-Anonymous
Come on, man. Gross.
Having your summer intournship’s tax returns to fully fund your spring break. TFM.
-Anonymous
You spell like shit, friend.
Eating at a nice restaurant with a nice girl… and then then whipping my dick out and helicoptering it around like I’m Bill Gates on meth. TFM.
-Anonymous
Bill Gates takes his dick out and helicopters when he’s on meth? I was not aware.
He made wee-wee in his pantalones.
Hungry man down.
One of these is not like the others.
She thinks his tractor’s sexy.
No, no I don’t.
Goober Town, population: these guys.
Shower man down.
Gumby pulls.
I don’t know about you, but I want to ride in the Poon Monsoon.
Your odds of getting laid decrease by 1,000% in that outfit.
FIJI pic, far right in the white… dibs.
11 years ago at 12:32 pmThings that are guaranteed in life. Death, taxes, and the intern saying “Man down” in Fail Friday
11 years ago at 12:33 pmIs your vocabulary limited to “man down”?
11 years ago at 12:36 pmis that dude wearing k-fucking-swiss?
11 years ago at 12:48 pmHow to be the TFM intern:
1. Be born from a literal pile of shit
11 years ago at 12:49 pm2. Willingly give up your asshole anytime Dorn wants a quickie and there isn’t a small boy around
3. Say “man down” on at least 75% of the photos on Fail Friday
Nice list SFPL
11 years ago at 12:50 pmDid I miss the summit where we all decided the word “goober” was even remotely acceptable?
11 years ago at 12:53 pmI had a bad feeling Spring Break would bring excessive male nudity to Fail Friday. The intern’s probably rubbing one out to this shit.
11 years ago at 12:56 pmWhat the fuck is going on with Gumby?
11 years ago at 12:56 pmUsually the Fail Friday wall posts are fucking terrible, but the first couple definitely made me giggle
11 years ago at 12:57 pmYou’re welcome.
11 years ago at 1:22 pmThe real fail friday on the top picture of the second page is that he has a tattoo on his back that says “FRAT”…
11 years ago at 12:59 pm